Just a typical normal human asking a typical normal human question...
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Seenit!, the Garbage Can of the Internet
Group: Firearms
Post: Which Gun Is the Best Gun?
User: JustaHuman69420
Hi guys!
My name is Robert Johnson and I’m just a typical human who has recently discovered this wonderful destination on our system-wide network and am enjoying so very much reading all of the interesting things everyone writes and posts on here!
I’m 28 solar orbits old and enjoy consuming alcohol, partaking in violent computer simulations, and engaging in non-productive sexual intercourse with my current romantic partner with whom I cohabitate out of wedlock. I also have a companion animal of which I am very fond, a dog who is named Spot Johnson.
Anyhow, some friends and I have recently come across a detailed database containing a great deal of information concerning our human weapons technology! Last night while we were all sitting around and consuming our favorite alcoholic beverage and smoking Marijuana cigarettes we decided that it would be fun to make a firearm so we could all have the same one so we could share ammunition and repair parts!
The problem is that we are having a hard time deciding which one to build. There are so many and we can’t decide on which weapon to produce.
So I thought why not take advantage of our freedom of information and lack of censorship and just ask you guys which is the best one for me and my human friends to make and which bullet diameter and length would be the most appropriate.
Seriously, there are so many! Creators, how many different bullets do we need anyhow? LOL
Anyhow, I managed to get online and into our network and decided to look around to see which gun was the best and that just made things even more confusing! Then I found this wonderful location where everyone is asking questions and getting advice and I thought, “Hey! These guys seem pretty knowledgeable. I can just ask them!”
So I did!
Thank you in advance for your help!
Edit: (This is what we say when we change an article we submit after we submit it, right?) I guess I need to specify what we want the guns for. We would like something that has martial applications specifically for community defense should there be an invasion by a criminal element or the Federation. It needs to be able to defeat standard issue Federation
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Robert Johnson has had one of the strangest careers in modern music. At the time of his death at the age of 27 he was an obscure musician who had only participated in two recording sessions in his entire life, having spent most of his career playing in street corners and modest nightclubs, and yet nowadays he’s almost a mythical figure, probably the single most acclaimed blues musician. Quite impressive for somebody whose entire body of work can be listened to in less than two hours.
Personally I really like Johnson. Nowadays he’s mostly praised, and rightfully so, as a masterful guitarist, but personally I’m more taken by his strikingly emotional singing and his dark, poetic songwriting.
I always thought it curious that he’s often seen as the embodiment of the blues in some sectors, since I actually find his work to be strikingly diverse. His work is sufficed with country, ragtime, jazz and folk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeITdXplKF4&ab_channel=kadoguy
I don't know how many other people here have read The Loop, but I just finished it and absolutely loved it. The back-of-the-cover description of the book describes it as "Stranger Things meets World War Z" and I kind of want to punch whoever came up with that because it's so much better than that makes it sound. It's more like the setting of Stranger Things getting invaded by a Cronenberg apocalypse, with the bleak sense of all-encompassing doom from the later parts of Return of the Living Dead and a techno-conspiracy plot thrown in for good measure.
The story is set in a small town in the Pacific Northwest that happens to be home to a major biotech corporation, and when some of that corporation's experiments start causing people to become murderous rage-fueled killing machines, the town's outcasts and losers end up banding together to survive. Amongst all the fucked up body horror and nightmarish gore, there's a ton of really lovable characters and heartfelt, relatable moments (one character's speech about not being able to envision utopia hit me especially hard). I cannot recommend this book enough. The eventual overwhelming bleakness that becomes part of the plot might be a bit much if you prefer your horror to be more lighthearted relatively speaking, but if you don't mind that and want to check out a gore-covered small town body horror apocalypse, definitely check it out.
(Also check out Entropy in Bloom. It's an earlier short story collection from Jeremy Robert Johnson. I read it for the first time in 2019 and it immediately became one of my all-time favorite short story collections.)
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