The reason: ‘Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
is poultry in motion.
“Bison!!!”
~Was shocked to speechlessness when my 5 year old kid said this with a straight face. And this happened when I was trying very hard to teach him the right format of a knock-knock joke. I was stumped for about a minute as he combined a chicken-cross-the-road with a wordplay. Laughed so hard after that - until my wife had to use a pan on my head to stop us both.
He got t-boned.
Here's a car - thurrrp
Where? - thurrrp
There - thurrrp
They said I was weaving all over the road.
Now I'm dead
It was refined.
I was rickrolled
I said his concerns are poultry.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
b sharp, or b flat
The cockblock
...in front of our shuttle bus yesterday, on our way to a Civil War re-enactment. "He's trying to get away from the battle before it begins", said our driver.
Without missing a beat, I quipped "Yeah, he must have heard there was going to be a shelling."
Half-hearted groans were had, and my wife wanted to disappear. Success!
is poultry in motion.
Poultry in motion
