Road Rage
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Dad Road Rage Video

https://youtu.be/hD-vWO8YlAA

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👤︎ u/Sloth859
📅︎ Jul 26 2016
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My dad spouted this in a fit of road rage..

If I pass you on the right lane, you're not in the right lane!

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👤︎ u/ryzikx
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, ..."

"... and one for the road."

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...

It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Wife came out with a cracker of a joke the other morning...

So she's driving me in to work because my car's at the garage having some work done, when there's a sudden beep of horns and a minor road rage incident between two identical cars like this:

https://carleasingmadesimple.com/news/v01/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mini-Countryman-rear-view-1024x767.jpg

Without even a split second hesitation she comes out with "Well, you'd think their fellow countryman would simply let them merge wouldn't you?".

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👤︎ u/NathanJT
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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The vicious cycle continues.....

First and foremost, this is my first actual reddit post (been a lurker for some time now). Anyways, onto the dad jokes. Recently as I have been getting older, it's becoming more and more apparent that I am doomed to inheritance of the typical dad jokes, especially my dad's favorites. Many a time now have I passed a graveyard in the car, asking any occupants, "you see that place over there? people are dying to get in". cue groans and stifled giggles But what about dad rage? Something his grandfather used to say, and he has said, and now I say....road rage makes for the weirdest rages. "Get out, put it on a string and pull it behind you". Yes, I have said that. I AM DOOMED REDDIT. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED.

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📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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Husband dad joked me...

(He is having intense road rage on a long car trip)

Me: My ass is literally tensing up. You are freaking me out.

Him: Stop being such a tight ass.

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📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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