Next level stuff right here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thryloz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Looking for just the right place to hang this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_furniture
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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He is right there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jointly_epic
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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You can't do this to me. I know my rights!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuxNocte
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Yeah right SURE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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From my 9 year old son: Dad, what hand do you wipe your bum with? Me: My right hand......

Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.

Well played, boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I am craving several different Italian desserts right now.

Too bad I cannoli eat one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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This counts right?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right...

....and the other person is the husband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Damn right!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What has 2 hands, a face and is only ever right twice a day?

A clock with no battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Know what my grandfather said to me, right before he kicked the bucket?

"How far ya think I can kick this bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The right way of flirting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AligatorKS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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According to the second amendment, I have the right to bear arms

Now what do I do about the rest of the animal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ZEN0N_
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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They just don’t taste right!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gacha_gurlOwO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I had to have my right arm amputated....

I only have one arm left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGrogu
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I mean, he is right though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plonk1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I know Bill Gates is going through a tough time right now.

I just hope he will accept my cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I don’t really mind sitting on the left or right of a rowing boat.

Either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenisMcK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Two skunks were named In and Out. One day, In went missing. Even though he was deep in the forest, Out found him right away. When asked how he did it, Out replied

"In stinked"

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My Grandmother: Right, I’m off!

My Grandfather: But I can’t smell that you’re off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0K-V
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Right where it belongs reddit.com/r/technicallyt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Constitutional rights at stake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguykeith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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You know what's right?

opposite of left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Universal_Meme
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Sounds about right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alamiin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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You're damn right it will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftsamuel_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?

sad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DredgenLore
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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One day all mathematical signs gathered together in order to go into an adventure. Right before they were leaving, they didn't let the equal sign go with them.

They wanted to live an adventure without equal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Two guys were arguing. One of them had only a left hand and one had only a right hand.

After a while, the left handed guy realized that the other guy was right, so he left.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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How did the Romans make sure they nailed Jesus to the cross in exactly the right place?

they drilled a Pilate hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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he’s right!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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At camp this year, I had to ring a small bell right at daybreak...

It was a dawn ting task.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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If you don’t succeed at rugby right away …

Try, try again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?

Assembling his cabinet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickledJuice69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I recently learned that two wrongs don’t make a right

But two rights make a plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?

Whoa is me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaynePrndl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house.

Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.

"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.

"Yeah? What?" She responded.

"Was that you?" I called back.

After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"

I could not stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnotm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What does a Trekkie priest say right before he dies?

β€œBeam me up, Goddy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sf340flier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What did the right lung say to the left lung?

We be-lung together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunchPalcon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Get your physics right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoBear87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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So this plane takes off, am I right??

...I guess not every joke lands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mau5ofcards
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Apparently, schools will now run from September right through till July with no holidays....

It's a long term solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people

Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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So I was talking to my mom at dinner, and she was saying how she talked to her friend right before, so she told me β€œI called Ryan earlier...”

Confused, I said β€œWhy’d you call him earlier when his name’s Ryan??”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-FrankAbagnaleJr-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I swear, I put it down right over there!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoseChavezyChavez
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Right before he kicked the bucket, my grandpa said to me:

"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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