Lactose intolerance is on the rise. This gastrointestinal rejection of our beloved dairy products tells us more than just the truth, it tells us how to invest. This occurred to me just yesterday when I was checking Robinhood on the toilet. Little did I realise, my excessive flatulence was trying to tell me something. Not just how to address my lactose malabsorption, but also how to manage my investment fund.
Got Milk?
The United States federal government has been artificially sustaining the dairy industry for decades. The USDA recommends every child and adult consume 3 cups of dairy every day despite the fact that 25% of the US is lactose intolerant. The global prevalence of lactose malabsorption is averaged at 68%. How could milk be such an important aspect of our diet if it’s indigestible by more than half the globe? The answer lies in understanding the true consequence of World War 1; an excessive increase in cattle farmers. This overproduction of milk resulted in an unsustainable industry which was promptly addressed via massive subsidization. Big dairy is real and so is the deep soy state.
Oatly ($OTLY)
Oatly was founded by the Swedish scientist Rickard Öste, the inventor of oat milk. Its products include oat milk, ice cream, cold brew coffee, and other cooking products. (All non-GMO and vegan). This ties well into the trendy vegan globalist agenda, a psyop designed to control the populace and drive the profits of vitamin supplement companies.
How do I judge a company? The same way I judge political candidates, by their website. And to be honest, Oatly’s website has a nice horizontal scroll with a design that subverts techno feudalistic minimalist websites- in exchange for something a little more visually engaging. The art is a bit corporate but aesthetically sensible. The reason I’m mentioning this is that a well-designed website is a positive signal that the management team is able to find and identify capable talent when scaling for growth.
Trendy DIY Baristas
It goes without saying that Becky wants to make her own drinks. Even my wife’s boyfriend, Kenneth, makes Oatmilk Mocha Vanilla Frappes every morning. Just look at the pinterest boards, the Google search trends, it all connects. This follows the trend shift from retail to aesthetic consumerism. Oatly is the clearest Becky play.
Starbucks Partnership
✰$ gets all its Oatmilk from Oatly. I wouldn’t know if it’s any good because Kenneth only lets
... keep reading on reddit ➡I'm interested in vegan/vegetarian/plant based food history and was reading the 1898 text by James Madison Allen, "Figs or pigs? Fruit or brute? Shall we eat flesh? : a comprehensive statement of the principal reasons for entertaining of the vegetarian or fruitarian principle" found here.
In the intro there is this reference advocating the use of oat milk as an alternative to dairy. The thing is, everything else I can find online credits oatmilk as a modern invention, by swedish scientist Rickard Öste in the 1990s. Was Allen referring to what we would consider oat milk today or was that a name for another alternative? If it is the same, why was it forgotten? Was it extremely obscure? Are there any other historical references to oat milk prior to to the 1990s?
Thank you :)
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
"No, it doesn't."
Date: 2021-12-16 13:26:10, Author: u/cru3211, (Karma: 278, Created:Dec-2013)
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Lactose intolerance is on the rise. This gastrointestinal rejection of our beloved dairy products tells us more than just the truth, it tells us how to invest. This occurred to me just yesterday when I was checking Robinhood on the toilet. Little did I realise, my excessive flatulence was trying to tell me something. Not just how to address my lactose malabsorption, but also how to manage my investment fund.
Got Milk?
The United States federal government has been artificially sustaining the dairy industry for decades. The USDA recommends every child and adult consume 3 cups of dairy every day despite the fact that 25% of the US is lactose intolerant. The global prevalence of lactose malabsorption is averaged at 68%. How could milk be such an important aspect of our diet if it’s indigestible by more than half the globe? The answer lies in understanding the true consequence of World War 1; an excessive increase in cattle farmers. This overproduction of milk resulted in an unsustainable industry which was promptly addressed via massive subsidization. Big dairy is real and so is the deep soy state.
Oatly ($OTLY)
Oatly was founded by the Swedish scientist Rickard Öste, the inventor of oat milk. Its products include oat milk, ice cream, cold brew coffee, and other cooking products. (All non-GMO and vegan). This ties well into the trendy vegan globalist agenda, a psyop designed to control the populace and drive the profits of vitamin supplement companies.
How do I judge a company? The same way I judge political candidates, by their website. And to be honest, Oatly’s website has a nice horizontal scroll with a design that subverts techno feudalistic minimalist websites- in exchange for something a little more visually engaging. The art is a bit corporate but aesthetically sensible. The reason I’m mentioning this is that a well-designed website is a positive sig
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