A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore

I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface

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Repair shop with a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GwafaHAvi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.

I wasn’t making remotely enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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From a repair shop's yard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.

He had run out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gointobeathell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I worked at a vacuum repair shop

It sucked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustAPhase666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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The repair shop didn't let me know when my car was fixed...

It was uncalled for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techcaleb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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How do collision repair shops meet new customers?

By accident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Auto Repair Shop Is Very Punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trimountaine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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I was going to stop at the break repair shop,

But I couldn't.

edit: ah crap, I mean "brake shop". Now this is even more broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? (X-Jokes)

To get some soles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZedSC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClearProgram
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Funny 'Dads Anonymous' story to share for the holiday weekend.

"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"

"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."

Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."

"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...

Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it up.

"Guys! Guys, we all get weak sometimes and things happen outside our control. Doug, you remember when you were in recovering from Chemo and you gave your wife a hammer, and she used it to hammer a roofing nail into the drywall to hang a picture!" Doug, looks down in shame, "Yes, that was a bad day, I was so weak. She missed the stud and left a dent in the wall, and she just hung the picture over it, crooked!" There was dead silence. "Thats ok Doug, it was twenty years ago, you were young and foolish, you can let it go". Then all the dads shook hands and sat back down.

Bill starts the meeting up again. Then Gary says, "..theres one more thing, Right after I got out of the hospital, she wanted to make a special dinner for us, so I let her grill the steaks..." "OH LORD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" screams Dave, another dad, his face turning red. Gary continues "...she burnt them one one side and they were dry and chewy." Now there is a bedlam, one dad immediately passes out cold, chairs are thrown, broken bottles, Gary is on the ground being kicked in the ribs. After a few tense minutes Bill managed to get the dads off of Gary. "Stop it, Dave you're killing him. Come on, you remember that time you let your wife go to the repair shop for an oil change?" Dave hung his head, and muttered yeah. "They convinced her to change the cabin filter, wiper blades and the radiator collant..." Bill kept prodding "and, aaand" ...Dave broke down, "and she bought a jug of blinker fluid!" T

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Judi tried to sell her old car.

She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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The clown with the dented car

A clown was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. His clown car was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that he was a clown, so he decided to have some fun. He told the clown just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the clown went home, got down on his hands and knees and started blowing into his clown car’€™s tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

His roommate, another clown, came home and said, β€˜Β€ΒœWhat are you doing?’€ The first clown told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled his eyes and said’, "HEL-LOOOOOOOO "! You gotta roll up the windows!!!

https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/the-clown-with-the-dented-car/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Getting an emissions test

I walked into an auto repair shop last week to get my parents' car's emissions checked. The guy behind the counter was a jolly old fellow, most likely a dad.

  > Me: Hi! I need an emissions test for my car.

> Guy: Did you study?

 

I told my dad when he got home; he laughed, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothiccheesepuff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Volunteered at a bike shop today

This bike shop takes in old bicycles, repairs them, and sells them for an incredibly low price. I volunteer there pretty frequently mostly because I want to learn about bike maintenance.

Another volunteer and I were working on evaluating a bike to see if it was alright to sell. We were both trying to get the tires off the rims.

"Fuck, this tire is not coming off!"

"Yeah, it's being really tiresome."

He looked at me, shook his head, gave a slight groan, and started to laugh.

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You would think the best place to have an "Accident Free" sign would be...

...at an auto repair shop. XD

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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Dad joked on the way to a funeral lunch

So we had just finished the ceremony at the cemetery and were driving to lunch when my dad saw a Semi repair shop and said "Semi repair, I want it fully repaired!" Even his mom's funeral can't keep the dad jokes down!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Girlfriend and I at the thrift shop...

Her: "Looks like someone repaired these shoes." Me: "We're in a thrift shop. Of course they've been re-sold."

She just walked away.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2014
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I was just trying to talk about getting my shoes repaired

Me: So Dad, looks like I need a new pair of shoes (as I showed him the worn out sole on my current boots)

Dad: I don't know of any shoe repair shops in the area.

Me: There's a cobbler just around the corner from my house, I went in to....

Dad: (before I could finish my sentence) Yea, but it's probably just apple.

Of course, I had to laugh, but then quickly continued the conversation the way I had intended...

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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