Relator (law) Puns

"I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine!"

It's easy to tell who my in-laws are when they are Hmong my family

I told her that’s ridiculous, I love your mother-in-law!

She's related to me, my wife, and her 2 sisters.

Anyway the joke I made tonight-

My in-laws had to the 2 older girls while we were at the hospital, and got home tonight. I looked down and realized I had a hole in one of my socks, and said "guess it's time to throw this one away."

My father in law said, "yeah. I've been getting holes in my socks and have been throwing them away, too."

I said, "Left and right?"

So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.

Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.

Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

I said, I don't hate your relatives, in fact, I like your mother in law a lot more than I like mine

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

I replied, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot more than I like mine.”

I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."