Roses are red, cellos are brown

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...

...I set your garden on fire.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...

Not fucking blue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViciousKoala
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Roses are red, gliders can glide,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Also_A_Puny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Roses are red violets are blue...

I can make only bad dad jokes unlike you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diamondsarefun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Roses are red, I don't like jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farthen_Dur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You're welcome for the gardening facts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Roses are red, so is my bed

I got an upvote, but why is it red?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezstick7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds"

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I've got to sneeze. Ah-ah-ah-choo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mourning_dove
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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Roses are red the queen wears a crown

Never gonna give up never gonna let you down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'm very observant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Roses are red. Violets are blue

Just an observation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Roses are red...

Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftelzwerg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Roses are red. Violets are read. The grass is red.

My garden burns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berster6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have multiple personalities

And so do I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Roses are red

Violets are red

The grass is red

The trees are red

Holy shit the gardens on fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natteulven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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