Rashad Coulter Puns

Just my opinion, but I think we are seeing a revival of psychedelic music analogous to the psychedelic movement in the late 60s and early 70s. Here's why:

Psychedelic music has been made since the 60s - and arguably even before; The Flaming Lips, Schpongle, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Slowdive, Animal Collective, etc. I think what made the 60s and early 70s unique for psychedelic music was its infusion into so many different types of music. Obviously psychedelic rock thrived in this period with groups like The Doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Grateful Dead, list goes on and on... But people seem to have forgotten psychedelic rock's infusion into country, soul, pop, jazz, and funk.

Many of the original psychedelic rock artists moved out of the Haight/larger cities and into the countryside and took on this 'psychedelic cowboy' persona with the heavy use of the steel guitar and bluegrass-like acoustic riffs. These artists - (The Byrds, Dillard & Clark, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Neil Young solo, Waylon Jennings, Willy Nelson, Allman Brothers Bobby Charles, The Grateful Dead as Jerry was originally trained as a bluegrass musician, even some of George Harrison) - founded the infusion of psychedelia into country music. If you go back and listen to the discography of some of the most notable artists of that time period, you will be surprised to find more country-sounding records than you'd think.

The same can be said about soul music. Maybe there is something inherently psychedelic about soul music (the fact that Otis Redding performed at the '67 Monterrey Pop Festival serves as evidence of this). Nonetheless, artists like James Brown, Marvin Gaye (check out track called Is That Enough), Al Green, Curtis Mayfield (listen to track Billy Jack from '75) Cymande, The Equatics, Roy Ayers, Shuggie Otis (kind of blues + soul), Supreme Jubilees, Syl Johnson, Quincy Jones, The Temptations 1970 record "Psychedelic Shack", etc. Even outside of rock, every genre was trying to capture the essence of the psychedelic sound.

In pop, funk, and jazz, examples can easily be identified. The Zombies, The Beatles, The Mamas & Papas, The Animals, Van Morrison (kinda), Steely Dan (kinda), Funkadelic, Parliament, Baby Huey, Kool & The Gang, Sly, Booker T. & The M.G.'s, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis (post 1968), Wes Montgomery, Frank Zappa, etc... you get the point.

**I think that infusion of psychedelic music into other genres was halted from the

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Hello!

I hope you're all doing well!

This is an interesting card on paper, some head scratchers, a lot of hype fights, but honestly a slightly lacking card for something as big as a McGregor main event.

This is also my 135th event that I have predicted for. Getting up there in numbers!

(c) - Champ

(D/DWCS) - Debut/Dana Whites' Contender Series

FLS - Fight Lose Streak

FWS - Fight Win Streak

NS - No Streak

(#x) - Rank in Division

x/3 - Confidence levels

Lets go!

Prelims

Middleweight

Alen Amedovski (-150) (8-2-0, 2 FLS) v Yaozong Hu (+125) (3-2-0, 2 FLS) - This is an interesting fight to start off this fairly decent PPV. Amedovski hasn’t really had much chance in the UFC to shine. His only two fights in the UFC have come by defeat, and whilst he did manage to go all 3 rounds against Krzysztof Jotko, he only landed 6 punches before being absolutely dominated. I could easily watch that fight, but it wouldn’t matter because 6 punches is still only 6 punches. He was scheduled to fight Bevon Lewis last year, but pulled out due to an unknown reason. Well, the reason is probably known, but I can’t see why. Amedovski seems to be a fairly strong striker with heavy hands, having won most of his fights by knockout, so really at the moment i’m going into this pretty blind. Hu is a long forgotten name. Not because he’s a horrible fighter or anything like that, but simply because he’s been incredibly inactive. His last fight was a loss against Rashad Coulter two and a half years ago, and prior to that when he made his UFC debut, he lost against Cyril Asker. Those two fighters he lost to, are no longer in the UFC. I honestly don’t know what else to say. It’s one of those fights that I suppose needs to happen so viewers can see what these guys are capable of. This will be a very low confidence prediction.

Amedovski via KO R1 - (1/3)

Flyweight

Zhalgas Zhumagulov (-375) (13-5-0, 2 FLS) v Jerome Rivera (+290) (10-5-0, 3 FLS) - There are a lot of losing streaks so far. Zhumagulov is definitely one of the smaller framed fighters in the UFC, but he carries power in his left hand. Zhumagulov is excellent at finding his range and hand fighting, he is comfortable in the southpaw stance and uses his lead leg to kinda probe and give his opponent something to think about, but his primary weapon is his left hand. Zhumagulov is also a decent wrestler, although we haven’t seen a lot of dominant wrestling being done by Zhumagulov. His t

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

just my opinion, but I think we are seeing a revival of psychedelic music analogous to the psychedelic movement in the late 60s and early 70s. Here's why:

Psychedelic music has been made since the 60s - and arguably even before; The Flaming Lips, Schpongle, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Slowdive, Animal Collective, etc. I think what made the 60s and early 70s unique for psychedelic music was its infusion into so many different types of music. Obviously psychedelic rock thrived in this period with groups like The Doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Grateful Dead, list goes on and on... But people seem to have forgotten psychedelic rock's infusion into country, soul, pop, jazz, and funk.

Many of the original psychedelic rock artists moved out of the Haight/larger cities and into the countryside and took on this 'psychedelic cowboy' persona with the heavy use of the steel guitar and bluegrass-like acoustic riffs. These artists - (The Byrds, Dillard & Clark, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Neil Young solo, Waylon Jennings, Willy Nelson, Allman Brothers Bobby Charles, The Grateful Dead as Jerry was originally trained as a bluegrass musician, even some of George Harrison) - founded the infusion of psychedelia into country music. If you go back and listen to the discography of some of the most notable artists of that time period, you will be surprised to find more country-sounding records than you'd think.

The same can be said about soul music. Maybe there is something inherently psychedelic about soul music (the fact that Otis Redding performed at the '67 Monterrey Pop Festival serves as evidence of this). Nonetheless, artists like James Brown, Marvin Gaye (check out track called Is That Enough), Al Green, Curtis Mayfield (listen to track Billy Jack from '75) Cymande, The Equatics, Roy Ayers, Shuggie Otis (kind of blues + soul), Supreme Jubilees, Syl Johnson, Quincy Jones, The Temptations 1970 record "Psychedelic Shack", etc. Even outside of rock, every genre was trying to capture the essence of the psychedelic sound.

In pop, funk, and jazz, examples can easily be identified. The Zombies, The Beatles, The Mamas & Papas, The Animals, Van Morrison (kinda), Steely Dan (kinda), Funkadelic, Parliament, Baby Huey, Kool & The Gang, Sly, Booker T. & The M.G.'s, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis (post 1968), Wes Montgomery, Frank Zappa, etc... you get the point.

**I think that infusion of psychedelic music into other genres was halted from the

Just my opinion, but I think we are seeing a revival of psychedelic music analogous to the psychedelic movement in the late 60s and early 70s. Here's why:

Psychedelic music has been made since the 60s - and arguably even before; The Flaming Lips, Schpongle, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Slowdive, Animal Collective, etc. I think what made the 60s and early 70s unique for psychedelic music was its infusion into so many different types of music. Obviously psychedelic rock thrived in this period with groups like The Doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Grateful Dead, list goes on and on... But people seem to have forgotten psychedelic rock's infusion into country, soul, pop, jazz, and funk.

Many of the original psychedelic rock artists moved out of the Haight/larger cities and into the countryside and took on this 'psychedelic cowboy' persona with the heavy use of the steel guitar and bluegrass-like acoustic riffs. These artists - (The Byrds, Dillard & Clark, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Neil Young solo, Waylon Jennings, Willy Nelson, Allman Brothers Bobby Charles, The Grateful Dead as Jerry was originally trained as a bluegrass musician, even some of George Harrison) - founded the infusion of psychedelia into country music. If you go back and listen to the discography of some of the most notable artists of that time period, you will be surprised to find more country-sounding records than you'd think.

The same can be said about soul music. Maybe there is something inherently psychedelic about soul music (the fact that Otis Redding performed at the '67 Monterrey Pop Festival serves as evidence of this). Nonetheless, artists like James Brown, Marvin Gaye (check out track called Is That Enough), Al Green, Curtis Mayfield (listen to track Billy Jack from '75) Cymande, The Equatics, Roy Ayers, Shuggie Otis (kind of blues + soul), Supreme Jubilees, Syl Johnson, Quincy Jones, The Temptations 1970 record "Psychedelic Shack", etc. Even outside of rock, every genre was trying to capture the essence of the psychedelic sound.

In pop, funk, and jazz, examples can easily be identified. The Zombies, The Beatles, The Mamas & Papas, The Animals, Van Morrison (kinda), Steely Dan (kinda), Funkadelic, Parliament, Baby Huey, Kool & The Gang, Sly, Booker T. & The M.G.'s, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis (post 1968), Wes Montgomery, Frank Zappa, etc... you get the point.

**I think that infusion of psychedelic music into other genres was halted f