A list of puns related to "Rai Bagan"
#FT: ATK Mohun Bagan 2-2 Hyderabad
ATK Mohun Bagan scorers: David Williams (1'), Joni Kauko (64')
Hyderabad scorers: Bartholomew Ogbeche (18'), Javier Siverio (90'+1')
Venue: Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium
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ATK Mohun Bagan
Amrinder Singh, Tiri, Pritam Kotal, Prabir Das, Ashutosh Mehta, Hugo Boumous, Carl McHugh (Joni Kauko), Deepak Tangri (Lenny Rodrigues), David Williams (Roy Krishna), Liston Colaco (Subashish Bose), Manvir Singh.
Subs: Avilash Paul, Ravi Bamadur Rana, Abhishek Dhananjay Suryavanshi, Kiyan Nassiri, Sumit Rathi.
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Hyderabad
Laxmikant Kattimani, Juanan, Chingleshana Konsham, Akash Mishra, Ashish Rai, Edu García (Joel Chianese), João Victor (Javier Siverio), Hitesh Sharma (Sahil Tavora), Bartholomew Ogbeche, Aniket Jadhav (Rohit Danu), Nikhil Poojari (Seityasen Singh).
Subs: Souvik Chakraborty, Gurmeet Singh, Nim Dorjee Tamang, Pritam Singh.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
1' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 1, Hyderabad 0. David Williams (ATK Mohun Bagan) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Hugo Boumous.
18' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 1, Hyderabad 1. Bartholomew Ogbeche (Hyderabad) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.
29' Bartholomew Ogbeche (Hyderabad) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
39' Ashutosh Mehta (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Substitution, ATK Mohun Bagan. Lenny Rodrigues replaces Deepak Tangri.
45'+5' Substitution, ATK Mohun Bagan. Joni Kauko replaces Carl McHugh because of an injury.
45'+8' David Williams (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+13' Asish Rai (Hyderabad) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+14' Hugo Boumous (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card.
60' Substitution, Hyderabad. Joel Chianese replaces Edu García.
61' Substitution, Hyderabad. Sahil Tavora repla
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Team Bio
Head Coach : Manuel Marquez Roca (Manolo)
Previous Season Finish : 5^(th) Place out of 11
Key Players : Edu Garcia, Bart Ogbeche, Akash Mishra, Asish Rai, Mohammad Yasir, Joao Victor, Chinglensana Singh
After steadying the ship and leading club to 5th place amid various troubles and disastrous previous season with ever generous smile on his face, it's good to say Manolo has passed the litmus test with distinction from both critics/pundits and fans. But his major test as a coach lies in the performance of the team this season.
Their transfer window has been busy with few outgoings (for fee) and incomings. Their major Indian core has been kept intact except for Wonder boy Liston who was sold for a good amount of transfer fee to their league competitors ATK Mohun Bagan FC and released their foreign players except for Joel and Victor. They had good number of incomings especially in foreign contingent who are experienced in the league. Their domestic squad has good reinforcements in youngsters like gurmeet, rabeeh, aaren and aniket.
Players to watch out for:
Rohit Danu - Anyone who's familiar with Indian football setup for U17 WC 2k17 knows how talented
danu is
Aaren D'silva - Previously played for FCG (R)
Javier Siverio - Usually, Indian football sees aged (28+) foreign players. Javier is just 23 and particularly played under Manolo for UD Las Palmas (R).
Mark Zothanpuia - Player promoted from HFC (R)
Abdul Rabeeh - A player scouted from Kerala Premier League
Discussion Points
Let us consider Sandesh Jhingan goes abroad, which he most probably will. Not getting into where he is going, let us see what the move holds for Indian football.
For ATK Mohun Bagan
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nhân tiện nhắn tin với con bạn ở Đức bên ấy sao rồi, có nhắc đến chuyến đi chơi của 2 đứa mấy năm trước, tiện đây viết đôi chữ kể lại những chuyến đi chơi rồ của mình lúc xưa cho đỡ thèm. Mình cứ nửa năm ngứa ngáy cũng phải đi xa 1 chuyến tầm 1 tuần đổ lên, từ dịch đến giờ chưa đi đâu kể ra cũng bức bối :(
Con bạn mình người Đức, thực tập ở công ty cũ năm 2015. Lúc đầu 2 đứa nhìn ko ưa gì nhau vì nó ghét sếp mình, mình trông nó thì nghĩ vàng hoe nên ko bao h chào. Đến gần tháng cuối thực tập của nó thì mới có dịp party của 1 thằng làm chung, rượu vào nhạc lên quẩy quả chán chê xong đi hốc thì mới phát hiện ra 2 đứa mình cũng căm thằng sếp mình lúc đấy, cùng ghét con người yêu bánh bèo của thằng kia và cùng máu điên như nhau. Nó hẹn vài năm sau tao quay lại chơi mày đi với tao nhé.
Sau 2 năm 2017 cả 2 chốt kèo đi Hà Giang. Mình đón nó về nhà ở chung với mẹ mình, nó ko khác gì người Việt ăn cơm trắng với xì dầu, rau muống xào tỏi, sụn gà v.v. 2 ngày đầu đi leo núi Non Nước, xuống Hội An. 2 đứa tính đường đi HG ntn thì tối đấy mua vé tàu hoả 17h ra Hà Nội, lên luôn bus Sapa đến nơi là 3h sáng. Giờ đấy ko có nhà nghỉ nào nên thôi ngồi bãi cỏ bật nhạc chill tạm đến tầm 7h thì đi thuê xe máy, chốt cung đường đi Sapa - Hà Giang, tài xế là nó. Thuê xong nó đèo mình phóng lên Fansipan để leo đỉnh. Lên đấy tụt hơi nhưng mát với đẹp bù lại có sức chiến tiếp. Nó thì lần 2 3 gì đấy đi xe máy, đường thì sạt lở vì mưa, mình ngồi sau ôm balo, xem map, đội GoPro, chỉnh nhạc. Sau 6 ngày về đến HN thì lượn xuống Quảng Ninh cho nó xem tí rồi ra Nội Bài luôn. Hoàn thành chuyến đi tốt đẹp 2 đứa trông ko khác 2 con chó ghẻ. Đi quẩy với nó vài tối xong thì tiễn bạn đi Campuchia cùng trai.
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Chuyến đi Myanmar với 18 ae ko quen biết lập hội ở Phượt, kỷ niệm chuyến đấy cũng nhiều. Toàn người lạ thì ban đầu ai cũng e dè nhưng mình cứ lên máu điên xem thì bắt đúng tần số rồi mọi người cũng vui vẻ với nhau hơn. Đi thử tàu hoả ở Yangon ngồi bệt ăn xoài lắc muối ớt, xoài mắm ruốc mà ai cũng cười. Nhớ lần đến Bagan mình với 3 người nữa tách nhóm đi ngắm bình minh, mọi người về khách sạn vì đi xa mệt cần nghỉ ngơi. Như nào đấy đường đi ngắm bình minh ko bị thu phí còn ai về ks thì đều bị. Bagan lúc đấy nóng kinh khủng, mình suýt xỉu vì ko chịu nổi nhiệt. Thêm xe taxi có bình gas để sau xe, nó dẹp ghế sau cùng để bình gas đấy, 3 đứa ngồi sợ nó nổ thì bỏ mẹ. Đế
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This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
When I got home, they were still there.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
#FT: ATK Mohun Bagan 2-2 Hyderabad
ATK Mohun Bagan scorers: David Williams (1'), Joni Kauko (64')
Hyderabad scorers: Bartholomew Ogbeche (18'), Javier Siverio (90'+1')
Venue: Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium
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ATK Mohun Bagan
Amrinder Singh, Tiri, Pritam Kotal, Prabir Das, Ashutosh Mehta, Hugo Boumous, Carl McHugh (Joni Kauko), Deepak Tangri (Lenny Rodrigues), David Williams (Roy Krishna), Liston Colaco (Subashish Bose), Manvir Singh.
Subs: Avilash Paul, Ravi Bamadur Rana, Abhishek Dhananjay Suryavanshi, Kiyan Nassiri, Sumit Rathi.
^____________________________
Hyderabad
Laxmikant Kattimani, Juanan, Chingleshana Konsham, Akash Mishra, Ashish Rai, Edu García (Joel Chianese), João Victor (Javier Siverio), Hitesh Sharma (Sahil Tavora), Bartholomew Ogbeche, Aniket Jadhav (Rohit Danu), Nikhil Poojari (Seityasen Singh).
Subs: Souvik Chakraborty, Gurmeet Singh, Nim Dorjee Tamang, Pritam Singh.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
1' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 1, Hyderabad 0. David Williams (ATK Mohun Bagan) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Hugo Boumous.
18' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 1, Hyderabad 1. Bartholomew Ogbeche (Hyderabad) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.
29' Bartholomew Ogbeche (Hyderabad) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
39' Ashutosh Mehta (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Substitution, ATK Mohun Bagan. Lenny Rodrigues replaces Deepak Tangri.
45'+5' Substitution, ATK Mohun Bagan. Joni Kauko replaces Carl McHugh because of an injury.
45'+8' David Williams (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+13' Asish Rai (Hyderabad) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+14' Hugo Boumous (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card.
60' Substitution, Hyderabad. Joel Chianese replaces Edu García.
61' Substitution, Hyderabad. Sahil Tavora repla
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ATK Mohun Bagan scorers: David Williams (1'), Joni Kauko (64')
Hyderabad scorers: Bartholomew Ogbeche (18'), Javier Siverio (90'+1')
Date: January 5, 2022
Time: 19:30 IST
Venue: JAWAHARLAL NEHRU STADIUM
Referee:
ATK Mohun Bagan
Amrinder Singh, Tiri, Pritam Kotal, Prabir Das, Ashutosh Mehta, Hugo Boumous, Carl McHugh (Joni Kauko), Deepak Tangri (Lenny Rodrigues), David Williams (Roy Krishna), Liston Colaco (Subashish Bose), Manvir Singh.
Subs: Avilash Paul, Ravi Bamadur Rana, Abhishek Dhananjay Suryavanshi, Kiyan Nassiri, Sumit Rathi.
____________________________
Hyderabad FC
Laxmikant Kattimani, Juanan, Chingleshana Konsham, Akash Mishra, Ashish Rai, Edu García (Joel Chianese), João Victor (Javier Siverio), Hitesh Sharma (Sahil Tavora), Bartholomew Ogbeche, Aniket Jadhav (Rohit Danu), Nikhil Poojari (Seityasen Singh).
Subs: Souvik Chakraborty, Gurmeet Singh, Nim Dorjee Tamang, Pritam Singh.
1' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 1, Hyderabad 0. David Williams (ATK Mohun Bagan) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Hugo Boumous.
18' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 1, Hyderabad 1. Bartholomew Ogbeche (Hyderabad) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.
29' Bartholomew Ogbeche (Hyderabad) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
39' Ashutosh Mehta (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45' Substitution, ATK Mohun Bagan. Lenny Rodrigues replaces Deepak Tangri.
45'+5' Substitution, ATK Mohun Bagan. Joni Kauko replaces Carl McHugh because of an injury.
45'+8' David Williams (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+13' Asish Rai (Hyderabad) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+14' Hugo Boumous (ATK Mohun Bagan) is shown the yellow card.
60' Substitution, Hyderabad. Joel Chianese replaces Edu García.
61' Substitution, Hyderabad. Sahil Tavora replaces Hitesh Sharma.
64' Goal! ATK Mohun Bagan 2, Hyderabad 1. Joni Kauko (ATK Mohun Bagan) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by David Williams.
70' Substitution, Hyderabad. Rohit Danu replaces Aniket Jadhav.
70' Substitution, Hyderabad. Seityasen Singh replaces Nikhil Poojary.
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