Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBeard308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Pun for sarah?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catblack8008
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I never learned when to properly use contractions but that is ok

it's what it's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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A good romance starts with a good friendship.

A bad romance starts with rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah ro mah mah ga ga oh la la.

Got the joke from r/memes

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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When dad starts a conversation about romance.

Dad: You know son a good romance would be when you guys would have this kind of powerful attraction with each other.

Me: Then how do you know if it's a bad?

Dad: Bad romance starts with RAH RAH RAH AH AH RO MAH ROMAH MAH

Me:

Dad:

Lady Gaga:

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