(homemade) what did the frog do to the paper?

Veteran dad here, no applause required.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve1181sds
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What did the horny frog say?

Rrr-rub-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodguy05
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You probably thought it was R, but a pirate's true love is the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordSlack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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What is a pirates favorite letter?

You would think it is Rrr but it is the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_piech_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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There’s a tool for every job

At work, Gary has to cut holes in sheet metal and has to use a de-burring hook to remove the sharp edges of the cutout. He always catches someone with their guard down and ask to borrow their heater. Gary works inside in a warm clean building, so it’s an odd request.

Their head tilts sideways like a confused dog, and they say puzzled β€œHeater?”.

Gary replies, β€œYeah, your de-BUrRRrRR-ing tool” as he crosses his arms and shivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclear-juniper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’s β€œRrr,” but it’s really the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillCosbyGANG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Pirate's favorite letter?

YAH'D THINK IT'S AN 'RRR' BUT IT'S ACTUALLY THE C!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DADDYmilk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?

You think it’s the Rrr, but it’s really the Sea.

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