A list of puns related to "Q cycle"
It was a vicious cycle
Every morning I go outside and get hit by the same bike. Every Single Morning.What a vicious cycle.
He managed to run a full cycle before the cops got into his house. Now they‘be got no choice but to let him go… turns out the money’s clean
I was wondering what happens to old exercise bikes ? Do they get Re-Cycled 🤨
A menstrual cycle
Our teenage son was explaining about the Luna moth, apparently in the moth stage of its life cycle it doesn't have a mouth. It gorges during the caterpillar stage, and spends its moth life on reproduction, eventually starving to death.
My wife, without blinking an eye says, "Hungry little fuckers".
I bowed to her superiority.
A cycle path.
Don't kill me.
A cycle path.
It's a vicious cycle.
A tri-tri-again cycle.
After team USA lost the cycling last night they claimed team GB were using illegal wheels.
A spokesperson said.
.. A true cycle path, I tell you!
A Uni Cycle
A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"
Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"
Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"
As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"
The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"
"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".
The bi-cycle.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
A cycle-path psychopath.
They're full of cycle paths.
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.
my votes for the cycle-path.
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
“No son, I got them ALL cut!”
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
On a uni-cycle.
The B-road starts bragging extensively about his status as a B-road. The bar staff and patrons aren't impressed.
Then, an A-road struts in. The A-road immediately starts criticising the B-road, whilst also bragging about his own status. The two get into a big argument, and the patrons are starting to get riled up.
Then, a motorway barges his way into the bar, and starts boasting that he is better than the A-road and B-road combined. The argument escalates, and some customers grab their belongings, preparing to leave.
And then, a solid white line walks into the bar.
The whole bar falls silent. The argument stops dead in its tracks, and the three roads immediately disperse, avoiding eye contact with the new customer.
The solid white line goes up to the bar, orders a drink, and consumes it slowly. The bar is still silent. As soon as he is finished, the solid white line turns and leaves the bar without a word. The three roads breathe a sigh of relief.
The barman is astounded. "What the hell was that about?!" he exclaims.
"We don't mess with him" mutters the motorway.
"Why not?"
"He's a cycle path".
It's a vicious cycle.
He re - cycled
A lunar cycle.
I work in the investigations section of a military police department, and aside from our normal office hours, we have 24hr shifts that cycle through the office, so that there's an investigator present and on-duty 24/7/365.
My co-worker was wrapping up some paperwork this morning, and coming off of his 24 hr shift, and almost dead to the world. At the time, a pair of other investigators in my office were discussing some case that had happened a day or two prior that involved an emancipated juvenile.
I was just logging into my workstation to check my e-mail and I turned to my co-worker and asked, "Hey, so when a juvenile gets emancipated, and he announces it - proclaims it, if you will - what would they call that?"
He stares at me with a blank, uncomprehending expression and I continue, "An emancipation...proclamation? Maybe?"
The annoyed groans of someone who's been up for 24 hours are so satisfying.
We were Skyping, and I was trying to figure out the delay between the audio and the video. I said "ping", as I often do when this issue occurs, and she replies "ping" back to signal when she heard me. Sometimes, when she doesn't do it the first time, it gets confusing and I don't know which one she is responding to.
So I switched my word to "taco" in the hopes that it'd break the cycle. No go. She goofed it again.
When I said "I give up", she said "Wait! Let's taco 'bout this."
I love that girl.
After some talking they decide to go out on a date.
After a nice dinner the road for bikes invites the road for cars to his appartement.
They get upstairs, but instead of going to the bedroom, the road for bikes stabs en kills the road for cars cold-blooded.
Turns out, he was a real cycle path
Yeh it was a vicious cycle!
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.
A bi-cycle
I’ve been caught in a terrible cycle.
What a vicious cycle.
It’s a vicious cycle.
What a vicious cycle.
It’s a vicious cycle.
It’s a vicious cycle.
It's a vicious cycle
It's a vicious cycle.
It's a vicious cycle.
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