Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
It becomes tearable
I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
It was so painful having to put my pet dog down today.
I might have to get my back checked out.
A child picks up a piece of chocolate and puts it in the shopping cart. The mother takes the chocolate, as it is unhealthy, and puts it down next to the eggs.
For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.
I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
I was reading a horror story in braille, but I had to put it down
I felt something bad was going to happen
My students spent too much time looking at the clock yesterday, so I put it face down this morning. When the students asked where my clock went, I responded " you guys stared it down yesterday..." 5 seconds later chuckles started popcorning throughout the room.
Put this cheese on some bread with turkey, and I can't WHEAT to GOBBLE it down...
I was reading a book – ‘The History of Glue’ – I couldn’t put it down.
It’s hard explaining to a child that sometime you have to put a dog down.
They just want to hold it to show their love!
I'm reading this book about anti-gravity. it's impossible to put it down!
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When my Dad put his name down at a restaurant his name would be "Zeus". When the someone inquired about his odd name he would say "it's short for "Jesus"
Jesus being the Latin pronunciation. Extra credit, he's hella white.
I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I was reading a book, I can't put it Down.
Its on Anti-gravity.
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity...It’s impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book on anti gravity, its impossible to put down!
I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s just impossible for me to put down!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
