I passed a rather large woman pushing a stroller on my way to work.

My butt hurt so bad afterwards I couldn’t sit down.

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📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Office "Dad Joke Master" Gave Me a Chuckle Today

I was passing through the halls of my workplace past the storage room when a guy from finance comes out with a cart full of paper. He said to me,

Him: "Hey Tim."

Me: "Hey, how's it going?"

Him: "I'm good," he motions to his paper filled cart, "just pushing paper.."

I got a good chuckle out of that. That dude always has the jokes.

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👤︎ u/TypicalTim
📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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Techie Joke

Background, I work for a relatively large University as front line tech support for Staff and Students, walk up, phone, email, chat, etc.

Today was first day of classes so a large number of students and staff passed through our doors. Walk-ups take a number then we can press a button on our system to claim the next number and we can call them.

We had extra help today so not all of the tickets that were pushed were called.

I pull up my ticket system start clicking and calling, a lot of them, no response. I get to 404, call it out, no response so I repeat it and "Not Found? ok".

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👤︎ u/AceofToons
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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