A list of puns related to "Pumpkin Patch"
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
Security Gourd
...we passed by a cemetery.
My wife says: "Look at all the gravestones! That cemetery is so crowded!"
Me: "Yeah, well people are just dying to get in there!"
I was focused on the road, but I could hear her eyes roll.
Because he had holes in him!!
I was A-maize-d by how corny the corn maze was. Definitely not worth the $5.
It did have a lot in common with Dumbo though - it was all ears.
And it did creep me out a bit. Felt like I was being stalked the whole time.
Basic Birches
With a pumpkin patch! π
With a pumpkin patch.
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
A pumpkin patch.
With a Pumpkin patch.
Shamelessly reposted from the Library of Congress twitter account.
https://twitter.com/librarycongress/status/923559845927809026
Dad: When you are carving a Jack O' Lantern, and you make a mistake. How do you fix it?
Me: Sigh What's the punchline?
Dad: You use a pumpkin patch! Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!
(He actually said it like that.)
"Why is the ghost ship always lost? Because it has a skeleton crew!"
"How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch!"
"What do gay cows eat? HHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
I didn't knoe what to say and he just left.
Me: "That was fun. I used to be addicted to these things"
Wife: "Addicted?"
Me: "Until I tried the pumpkin patch"
Wife: *silent no-u-didnt stare
Dad: How do you fix a jack'o'lantern? Me: I don't know how? Dad: With a pumpkin patch!
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