A list of puns related to "PulpΓ Geode"
Geodes should vary in size with no max size limit, but an exponential decrease in likeliness for them to be bigger.
So they could be 50 blocks wide and massive but it'd be extremely unlikely. 100 blocks wide? Just as possible as Dream's Piglin EP rate. 200 blocks wide? As likely as shuffling the same deck of cards as someone else. 300 blocks wide? As likely as clicking your fingers and accidentally tearing the fabric of spacetime itself and the whole universe disintegrating.
This is inspired by how things like the Cactus work in Minecraft. They have no max height but it's just decreasingly likely they will be bigger. The tallest cactus found is 20 blocks high!
One of the great things about Minecraft imo is finding rare, unique things in the procedural generation.
Whether that's unique awesome terrain generation, a 20 block tall cactus, a zombie with full diamond enchanted armour, a shipwreck on an iceberg, etc.
I think having geodes spawn like this would make finding them much more exciting because every now and then you may get lucky and find a rare massive one.
Edit: Also I'd like to point out that irl terrain generation like real life geodes don't have set caps and limits either. They simply are limited by being increasingly less likely to be bigger. That's what makes many natural sights so unique and amazing on earth too.
In fact I just googled it and found that the biggest documented geode on earth, the PulpΓ geode, has a depth of 50 metres, coincidentally like I said for MC ones.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
When I got home, they were still there.
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnβt work.
free
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
A happy Uncle.....
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