39 Hilarious Proceedings of the IEEE Puns

When will CVPR 2019 proceedings appear in IEEE Xplore?

It has been quite a long time since the conference took place.

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📅︎ Oct 20 2019

Matt Gaetz and his Coalition of the Stupid stormed impeachment proceedings to 'demand transparency' — except that's not what it's really about independent.co.uk/voices/…

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👤︎ u/Face2FaceRecs

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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“... lifting state moratoriums and allowing eviction proceedings to continue caused as many as 433,700 excess cases of Covid-19 and 10,700 additional deaths in the U.S. between March and September.” cnbc.com/amp/2020/11/27/e…

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👤︎ u/Artful_Bodger

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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Major hurdle in renewable energy is battery storage. New Porous Silicon Battery - 4 times power density of Lithium Ion - set to debut in the next year. [IEEE Spectrum] spectrum.ieee.org/energyw…

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👤︎ u/cbt711

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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Swift 9th in the "IEEE Ranked the Top Programming Languages of 2019" list learnworthy.net/ieee-rank…

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👤︎ u/PeteyCruiser123

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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IEEE VR 2020 Conference: The Real-World Event in Atlanta Will Be Replaced By a 100% Virtual Event Because of the SARS-CoV-2 / COVID-19 Pandemic

https://ryanschultz.com/2020/03/06/ieee-vr-2020-conference-the-real-world-event-in-atlanta-will-be-replaced-by-a-100-virtual-event-because-of-the-sars-cov-2-covid-19-pandemic/

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👤︎ u/ryansschultz

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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LA Marathon proceeding tomorrow despite warnings from experts. 20K runners and thousands of spectators. No refunds for sick runners. The official advice is "stay 6 feet apart from other runners during the race." Ridiculous. twitter.com/lamarathon/st…

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👤︎ u/serotonin_entity

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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My players decided to skin the bodies of a coven of night hags after realizing they have pretty high AC, and they're determined to have them made into leather armor. I warned them that that's a great way to get cursed, but they're proceeding anyway. What curse do you think haghide armor would have?

As an aside, "Witchflesh" sounds like an amazing metal band name

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👤︎ u/MisanthropeX

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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[MN-05] Rep. Ilhan Omar has married her consultant Tim Mynett, whom she was alleged to be having an affair with several months ago. Omar’s campaign has paid him nearly $600K over the last two years. The two publicly denied allegations of a relationship during Mynett’s divorce proceedings last summer sfgate.com/news/us/articl…

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👤︎ u/travadera

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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[MN-05] Rep. Ilhan Omar has married her consultant Tim Mynett, whom she was alleged to be having an affair with several months ago. Omar’s campaign has paid him nearly $600K over the last two years. The two publicly denied allegations of a relationship during Mynett’s divorce proceedings last summer sfgate.com/news/us/articl…

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👤︎ u/travadera

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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Been trying to clean my room for 6 hours, and by "clean" I mean picking an object up off of the floor every hour or so, placing it into one of many "junk drawers," and then proceeding to lie down on the floor in its' place

WHHHHYYY IS IT THIS WAAAAY

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👤︎ u/Tides0fmyMind

📅︎ Aug 21 2019

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Art of the Problem/IEEE just posted a video "Secret Sharing Explained Visually" youtube.com/watch?v=iFY5S…

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👤︎ u/britcruise

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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[Rapoport] While some teams are closing their facilities, others are proceeding with extreme caution. For instance, #OSU RB J.K. Dobbins, one of the top backs in the draft, is currently at the #Dolphins facility on a pre-draft visit. twitter.com/RapSheet/stat…

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👤︎ u/ValKilmsnipsinBatman

📅︎ Mar 13 2020

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Build Your Own Professional-Grade Audio Amp on the Sort of Cheap - IEEE Spectrum spectrum.ieee.org/consume…

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👤︎ u/wrongnumber

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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The Long Goodbye of Wi-Fi Has Begun - IEEE Spectrum https://spectrum.ieee.org/telecom/wireless/the-long-goodbye-of-wifi-has-begun spectrum.ieee.org/telecom…

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👤︎ u/DoorToDoorGeek

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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Henry cannot wait for the proceedings to come to a close, Janet's incessant prattling has driven him to thoughts of violence! I'm a pacifist, he bemoaned to himself - can't a man just have some quiet to reflect upon the beauty of nature?

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👤︎ u/haiku_nomad

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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GPS rescue coming to the rescue in the nick of time! And then proceeding to fail me. v.redd.it/ygyz6lvdwdk41

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👤︎ u/yamsooie

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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"Do electric cars simply move pollution from upper-middle-class communities in Beverly Hills and Virginia Beach to poor communities in the backwaters of West Virginia and the nation’s industrial exurbs" - IEEE spectrum.ieee.org/energy/…

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👤︎ u/wallaby13

📅︎ Jul 05 2013

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”Clear. Proceeding to next junction” XIIIth legion 9th chapter 23rd void-assault company deep inside the Word Bearers strike-cruiser Herald of Colchis. (Veteransquad completed with this model)

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👤︎ u/Johanhgg

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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Photo of Assange sitting in a glass box in the court room. He can barely hear the proceedings. translate.google.com/tran…

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👤︎ u/xcalibre

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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TIFU by putting the wrong type of fuel in my dad's lawn mower... and then proceeding to mow an entirw field.

Well, my dad asked me to mow the field in front of the house. So I went to the garage to get the lawn mower, and checked the fuel. It was nearly empty, so I took the jerry can at the corner of the garage and filled it up. Then, I went to mow the field, but noticed that the engine was very hard to start, had no power and sometimes stalled. I was in a hurry, so I just ignored it and kept going. After I had finished, something clicked in my head! We have two jerry cans in the garage, one with diesel and one with petrol. I suddenly realised why the mower was running like garbage and freaked out. I knew that my dad would be angry if I ruined his mower. So I went out, drained the tank, and filled the tank with petrol, while praying that I didn't break it. After that, I cranked it like 20 times, but nothing happened. I was getting really scared. I kept on cranking it, and it started to sputter, while making clouds of smoke. I cranked it a few more times and it started, but still with a lot of smoke. I kept it running for a few more minutes, and the smoke started to go away. It ran smoother and the power was back. It seemed to be back to normal, and I was relieved. So, in the end it was fine.

I would like to thank Briggs and Stratton for making lawn mower engines that run on the wrong type of fuel...

I guess it didn't break because it's a very simple, one cylinder, air cooled carburetted engine. If it had been some kind of more advanced, fuel injected engine with tighter tolerances, I doubt it would have survived...

TL;DR I put diesel in my dad's mower. It ran like garbage, but, in the end, I put petrol in it and it survived.

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👤︎ u/theosinc930

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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How this sub will be proceeding in light of the recent news that Team Starkid is disbanding...

Happy April Fools 🤗

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👤︎ u/skinandteeth

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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[Patriots] Statement from the New England Patriots: We are aware of the reports regarding Patrick Chung. We will not be commenting while his judicial proceedings take place. twitter.com/Patriots/stat…

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👤︎ u/Austin63867

📅︎ Aug 22 2019

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[CNN Philippines on Twitter] Senate President Tito Sotto blasts House Speaker and #SEAGames2019 organizer Alan Peter Cayetano for blaming the Senate for the delayed budget, saying that it was actually the House of Representatives which stalled the proceedings twitter.com/cnnphilippine…

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👤︎ u/LecheKaFlan

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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Shouldn’t “a union” be “an union”? I am reviewing my grammar and one of my sources states “a union” is correct. If it is correct I am curious why because i thought the rule is; if the word proceeding “a” sounds like a vowel it should be “an”. In this example “union” has the “u” sound.

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👤︎ u/apothic_delight

📅︎ Feb 09 2020

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Yunnan Province was spared the brunt of the epidemic and the tea harvest has been proceeding normally imgur.com/a/SMBm2Ns

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👤︎ u/justcs

📅︎ Mar 18 2020

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Fish mistaking plastic debris in ocean for food, by confusing plastic for an edible substance because microplastics in the oceans pick up a covering of biological material, such as algae, that mimics the smell of food, according to new study published in Proceedings of the Royal Society B. theguardian.com/environme…

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👤︎ u/mvea

📅︎ Aug 16 2017

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I made circuit board cookies for the IEEE club that my boyfriend is in

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👤︎ u/skaletons

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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The impeachment proceedings are a waste of time and will benefit trump more than it will hurt him

The impeachment proceedings will die in the senate 100%. Thinking the senate in its current state will turn on trump is naive and stupid. The media coverage of “Trump survive impeachment proceedings” will be a boon to him. Democratic strategists are so dumb it’s unbelievable because even for their corporate asses this is just a bad idea. Unless your getting him for emoluments you won’t hurt him in the slightest.

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👤︎ u/thegreatdapperwalrus

📅︎ Sep 28 2019

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Half-Life Alyx mentioned on tonight's Late Show, interesting choice of name in the proceeding joke youtu.be/K9j0jHWELH8?t=8m…

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👤︎ u/your_mind_aches

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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What the New Impeachment Vote Means for Trump’s Defenders; New rules are likely to make the impeachment proceedings more transparent—depriving critics of their chief argument. thebulwark.com/what-the-n…

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👤︎ u/Thinkingonsleeping

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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300 participants gathered to celebrate the first ever Queer Culture Festival in South Korea’s third largest city of Incheon. However, 1,000 anti-LGBT protesters halted the event, laying down on the street in order to block the event from proceeding. thediplomat.com/2018/09/a…

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👤︎ u/urgukvn

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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Not The Onion: The European Court of Human Rights declared, after a seven-year trial, that Polish court proceedings lasting 5 years were too long [in Polish] prawo.gazetaprawna.pl/art…

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👤︎ u/iwanttosaysmth

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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With the spread of COVID-19, how are law practices being affected? Court proceedings have stopped in several states, but are any legal services able to continue? Will small law practices go out of business? (Link is from Texas State Bar announcing the closure of courts) law.com/texaslawyer/2020/…

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👤︎ u/Julianjdangelo

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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Vichy France / anti-British Nazi Propaganda poster published in 1942. Translation: Be reassured, the amputations (of his tentacles) are proceeding methodically.

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👤︎ u/Stellarsleeper

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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If this situation is familiar to you, please message me and I will put you in touch with one of those who is organizing the proceedings. Please do not discuss specifics or speculate in the comments. (The post in the screen shot was not created by me.)

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👤︎ u/eleighbee

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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BTS WEVERSE UPDATE on Twitter - [Notice] Update on Legal Proceedings Against the Violation of Artist Rights (August 26) twitter.com/btsweverse_up…

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👤︎ u/lapetitedame07

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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Leaves in the tops of this one slowly proceeding to get damaged. I use half of recommended bloom feeding and call mag in the pro mix soil (it's working fine for the others). Temps 23/28 celcius. 300 watt led light at 35 cm.

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👤︎ u/uggvjitfbn

📅︎ Jan 18 2020

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IEEE VR 2020 Conference: The Real-World Event in Atlanta Will Be Replaced By a 100% Virtual Event Because of the SARS-CoV-2 / COVID-19 Pandemic

https://ryanschultz.com/2020/03/06/ieee-vr-2020-conference-the-real-world-event-in-atlanta-will-be-replaced-by-a-100-virtual-event-because-of-the-sars-cov-2-covid-19-pandemic/

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👤︎ u/ryansschultz

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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