Ska music helped prepare me for fatherhood

All I say all day is "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up"

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📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I’ve prepared a musical number for all the dads out there.

Three

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📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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I'm known for my dad jokes and in my first day of junior year in high school, I got my friend good.

Today, my friend Mia and I found out we had PreCalculus together and thus sat across from each other and began talking about our schedules while our teacher prepared the student contracts. (For reference, Mr. Waage is one of the music teachers in my school.)

Mia- "I have Waage three times in my schedule this year and two are back to back." Me- "What periods do you have him?" Mia- "0, 4th, and 5th period." Me- "Looks like you are getting maximum Waage."

Grunts and cringes ensued

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📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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Got my girlfriend while making dinner

We were preparing stuff for dinner in the kitchen when my girlfriend goes "Hey, I think I'll go get the (bluetooth) speaker and play some music. How does that sound?"

"Well it doesn't sound like anything right now."

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📅︎ Oct 30 2014
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