Power play Puns

A list of puns related to "Power play"

Did you hear about the machine powered using marbles that dispenses cinnamon while playing a short song?

They call it the "Marble Cinna-matic Uni-verse"

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ May 04 2019
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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice

I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...

PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
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👤︎ u/ashwinvias
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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“I only listen to current music”
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👤︎ u/yourSAS
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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A band we saw today lost its power

I went to see my brothers band play a gig today, and in the middle of a song, they lost power. Dad immediately said "This wasn't what I had in mind when you said (band name) Unplugged!".

Groans all around.

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👤︎ u/LordCharco_iii
📅︎ May 03 2015
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My Dads just joked his online team.

My Dad plays this App Game on his iPad and part of it is part of a "Clan" made up of various team mates from all over the world. Whenever their character levels up they get to pick certain power ups and my Dads due to Level up soon. He had the following conversation with his team mates.

Dad - "On my next Level I'm gonna get a Piecost"

Team Mate 1 - "What's one of those?"

Team Mate 2 - "I've never seen one, what are they?"

Team Mate 3 - "YEAH. WHATS A PIECOST?"

Dad - "About £1.50!"

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👤︎ u/neenoonee
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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