Potty mouth Puns

A list of puns related to "Potty mouth"

Which instruments have a bad potty mouth?

The perCUSSion

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👤︎ u/blazinbluecolor
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Why was the toilet kicked out of class?

For having a potty mouth

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👤︎ u/carnival_k
📅︎ May 11 2020
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My Dad's perennial Christmas joke.

My sister is called Eve, so every Christmas eve he yells with this shit eating grin, right in her face "IT'S CHRISTMAS, EVE!"

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👤︎ u/potty-mouth
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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What do you call a hippo that uses bad words?

A hippo potty mouth

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👤︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Got my wife with a few in a row while my daughter was at her dance class..

So, my wife was telling about how disappointed she was at our kindergartener's "Spring Fling" party this year. She described this one "activity" Where the kids throw a roll of toilet paper and try to ring a toilet.

I remarked "Wow.. that -is- pretty shitty!" And she scolded me for using foul language. "Yea.. sorry for the potty mouth... I'll water it down next time.."

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Jun 07 2014
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Every dog...

Me: The dog's drinking from the toilet again.

Dad: It's because he's a potty mouth.

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👤︎ u/jpmorehead
📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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