I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Hello Redditors..
Came across this list on bake book, and thought with the summer holidays coming up, there might be a few parents who might want to bookmark this! Enjoy! Credit in comments..
🗾 Kildare
💛 Wallaby Woods
💛 Castledermot Playground
💛 Clonfert Pet Farm
💛 Lullymore Heritage Park
💛 Base Entertainment
💛 Playzone Celbridge
💛 St. Catherines Park
💛 Waterfall In Leixlip
💛 The Kildare Maze
💛 Jungle Den
💛 Caragh Pet Farm
💛 The Curragh
💛 Fun Factory
💛 Donadea Forest
💛 Kildare Farm Food
💛 National Stud
💛 Japanese Garden
💛 Castletown House
💛 Killashee Gardens
💛 Burtown House & Gardens
💛 Killnathomas Woods
💛 Karibu Pet Farm
💛 Stone Brook Pet Farm
💛 Killinthomas Woods
🗾 Meath 💛 Tayto Park 💛 Newgrange 💛 Navan Adventure Centre 💛 Loughcrew Gardens 💛 Hill Of Tara 💛 Hill of Slane 💛 Newbarn Farm, Ashbourne 💛 Ramparts Walk 💛 The Playcentre Trim 💛 Trim Castle 💛 BeActive Abbey 💛 Mellowes 💛 Balrath Woods 💛 Sonairte Farm
🗾 Louth 💛 Funtasia Waterpark, Drogheda 💛 The Skypark, Carlingford 💛 Folklore Park, Carlingford 💛 Greenway Carlingford 💛 Alpaca Farm 💛 Airbound Trampoline Park 💛 Pirates Den 💛 Stephenstown Pond 💛 Rathescar Lakes 💛 Oldbridge 💛 Townly Hall Woods 💛 The Last Leprechaun, Carlingford
🗾 Wicklow
💛 Sea Life & Bray Seafront
💛 Bray Head
💛 Kildruddy House Bray
💛 Powerscourt
💛 Glenroe Farm
💛 Arboretum, Kilquade
💛 Clara Lara
💛 Kilmacurragh
💛 Glendalough
💛 Victor's Way Sculpture Park
💛 Wicklow Gaol
💛 Avon Ri
💛 Russborough
💛 Tick Tock Farm
🗾 Wexford
💛 Well House
💛 Secret Valley Wildlife
💛 Kia Ora Pet Farm
💛 Wells House
💛 Hook Head Lighthouse
💛 National Heritage Park
💛 Lavender Farm
💛 Courtown - Crazy Golf etc
💛 Seal Rescue Ireland
💛 Ballycross Apple Farm
💛 Blackwater Open Farm
💛 Tintern Abbey
💛 Kennedy Park
💛 Johnstown Castle
💛 Kilmore Quay
💛 Johnston Castle & Gardens
💛 JFK Gardens
💛 Kelly Woods
💛 Lacken Fairy Woods
💛 Oaklands Lake
💛 Kilmokea Gardens
💛 Hill Of Tara
💛 Dunbrody Famine Ship
💛 Duncanon Playground & Beach
💛 Forth Mountain
💛 Raven Nature Reserve
💛 Curracloe & Ballinesker Beach
💛 Dunbrody House
💛 Rosslare Strand
💛 Carrickbyrne Hill
🗾 Cork
💛 Fota Wildlife
💛 Leahys Farm
💛 Trabolgan
💛 Inchadoney Beach
💛 Ring The Bells Of Shandon Tower Park
💛 Ballincollig
💛 Boat from Cobh To Cork City
💛 Titanic Centre
💛 Fitzgerald’s Park
💛 Farran Wood
💛 Model Railway Village
💛 Rumleys Farm
💛 Tir N
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
