Porn Time Puns

A list of puns related to "Porn Time"

I watched porn for the first time when i was 12

Before that, i had no fucking idea!

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👤︎ u/Aladginn
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?

Stormy denials

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👤︎ u/occamrazor1
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.

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👤︎ u/Wsing1974
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn

I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.

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👤︎ u/MrMorlonelycat
📅︎ Apr 27 2016
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