A list of puns related to "Porcelain manufacturing companies in Europe"
Decided to call it Lay Techs.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Star Czech.
but I quit because it was boring.....
We call them the Hungary Hungary Hippos.
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
“Ribbit.”
European
So customers at the dealerships can leave in a Huff.
The job is a pane in the glass
Soon you too can have a One Nightstand
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack
A schwing and Amish!
Euro-pea-an
It will be called mordor.
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
At the Finnish line
And in America we use ANSIlation
But none of them make sense
...Two Testis.
GERM-any
I need a Plan B.
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
I think that's a record
Police say it's the first reported case of nick-nack paddy wack.
...but then I realized it didn't make scents.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
At the Ol' Factory.
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
Authorities say it’s the first first time they’ve ever dealt with a knick knack patty wack.
It’s your typical Saab story.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
...if you're not apoopin', European.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
Because of the Polish.
Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.
It's a sound investment.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
It will be called More Door!
They said it was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
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