For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke β€” What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
🚨︎ report
My 4-year old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown...

...he still can't say "please", though, which I think is "poor for four".

Edit: "Por favor" is Spanish for please. :)

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/smdouglas2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bad party gift from a mexican guy?

A por favor

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KrebsVonswagen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Bilingual Pun: the Spanish Clothes Shopper

A man from Spain visiting the US walked into a clothes store. He said to the clerk, "Quiero comprar unos calcetines, por favor." Unfortunately, the clerk didn't speak Spanish, and the Spaniard didn't speak English. They searched all around the store, the clerk pointing to various items, hoping to find what the foreign customer wanted.

He pointed at jackets, but the foreigner shook his head and said "No quiero chaquetas." Then he pointed at shirts, but the client was not satisfied and said "No quiero ni camisas." The clerk pointed at sweaters, pants, shoes... but the Spaniard said he didn't want "ni sudaderas, ni pantalones, ni zapatos...".

They couldn't come across the item the shopper needed. Finally, the clerk points to a table of socks, and the man from Spain exclaimed with joy, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!" The clerk exploded in anger, shouting "If you could spell it, why didn't you say it before?!"

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
🚨︎ report
One mother showed up to my bachelor party and that was enough

No mas por favor

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
🚨︎ report
I just met a 4 year old that can't say please in Spanish

That's Por favor

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.