...it's pretty catchy.
They were a Juan hit wonder.
To which I responded: a British pop singer
Then came the eye roll
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"
“Pop.” Goes the weasel.
He said Gangnam Style, I said K-pop
Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs
Not my dad, but my SO's father is both a religious man and an intellectual, so pop culture is really not his thing.
However, whenever someone even mentions Miley Cyrus, he bursts into song, singing "I came in like a wreeeeeeecking baaaaall, 'cause I have no taleeeeeeeent at aaaaall." Then he just sits and waits for the applause.
Driving in the car, he wants fast music, I change from rock to pop and start slightly pumping the brakes to the beat of the song.
"Wow, nice brake dancing!"
So, let's see that report card. Hmmm. Not so great this term, eh? Maybe you should have bought some tutor mice.
What are tutor mice? You never heard of tutor mice? No wonder. There's this elf, see, and he trains mice to teach kids different subjects. You buy one mouse for math, another for English, and so on. Each mouse you buy is a guaranteed A.
And the best thing is, this elf doesn't have a shop or anything. He comes to you. All you have to do is sing the song.
What do you mean what song. Everybody knows the song. You just have to sing it like you really mean it, and he'll pop up and sell you some mice. Like this:
♫I'LL BUY MICE, E-E-ELF...♫
♫DON'T WANNA 'B'!♫
♫I'LL BUY MICE, ELF!♫
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