Do your worst!
Hi all! I used to work at a nursery and have amassed a pretty large plant collection over the years. These are some of the plants I’m currently dividing and replanting, or looking to let go of completely. I have included a link to some pictures and can send better ones tomorrow if you’re interested in anything in particular.
Stromanthe Tricolor
San Pedro (trichocereus/echinopsis pachanoi) pups
Xanadu
Euphorbia ZigZag
Euphorbia Resinifera
Stapelia Variegata
Stephanotis Floribunda cuttings (Madagascar Jasmine)
Blue Star Fern
Opuntia Santa Rita & Baby Rita
Sedums (autumn joy, pork&beans, Angelina, dragonsblood)
Alpinia Variegated Shell Ginger
Ficus Pumila (Variegated and regular)
Solandra Maxima cuttings/rooted plants
Coleus
Variegated Ivy
Variegated Portulacaria
Polyscias Scutellaria Fabian cuttings
String of spears/pearls/donkey tail
Baby Tears
Tradescantia Zebrina
Fig Tree cuttings
Passiflora Lady Margaret cuttings
Tomatillo
Ghost Pepper
Periwinkle (hanging basket)
Camellia Tom Knudsen cuttings
Gardenia veitchii
Sansevieria zeylanica/moonshine/cylindrica?
Hardenbergia violacea cuttings
Pink/purple westeria cuttings
Calandrinia Spectabilis pups
Peruvian Apple Cactus pups (tasty!)
Aloes
Bauhinia Hong Kong Orchid cuttings
Rosemary (trailing and regular)
Mystery color plumeria cuttings
Concord grape cuttings
I have a variety of fruit trees, roses, aloes, and agaves that I can take cuttings/pups from. For these please ask me what you’re looking for and I will let you know what I have! I basically have a nursery on my property at this point 😅
ISO the plants in the title, especially Hoyas! I’m also interested in M. Adansonii, cebu blue, variegated SOH/SOT, caudex plants like Dioscorea Elephantipes, Stephania Erecta, Psuedobombax. Interesting stapelia, huernia, dorstenia. Interesting houseplants, and weird edible plants.
What do you guys have?!
https://imgur.com/a/lUk8Enr
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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