Playboy One Puns

A list of puns related to "Playboy One"

A group of monks where removed from the scene in front of the Playboy Mansion, where they were insistently trying to sell flowers to people entering or leaving the premises. One monk informed us that, "We would be pursuing this in court but,

Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars."

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👤︎ u/GreyMurphy01
📅︎ Feb 09 2022
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A Monk was selling flowers on the Playboy mansion grounds and no one but Hef could get him to leave...

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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👤︎ u/OGMooseKnuckle_Mcgee
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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Not mine, but from Colin Mochrie in Whose Line Is It Anyway

“Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”

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👤︎ u/macrian
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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My favorite quote from Colin Mochrie

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the Friars to close down their stall which was outside the mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one Friar, "Well if it was anyone else we might have gotten away from it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist Friars".

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👤︎ u/BabiesOnQuack
📅︎ Aug 07 2014
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