After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why can't Woody play his guitar?

He doesn't know where his Pixar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call a guitar used to play pool?

A cue stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovepuns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I tried to play a bass guitar once.

It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What chord does jesus play on guitar?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jugi15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My dad is learning to play guitar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatchipotle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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When I was younger I wanted to play guitar really badly.

And after lots of hard work and practice, I now play the guitar really badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??

Ginny Hendrix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I broke my hand last week, at the hospital thinking it was permanently damaged, I asked the Doctor if I’d be able to play guitar. He replied β€œYes, after you’ve taken time to heal”

I was ecstatic, I’ve always wanted to know how to play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptarticle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I tried to play guitar with my friend, but he wouldn’t stop showing off how much better he is.

He really struck a chord with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.

After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.

I can play guitar very badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killmore22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My friends got together to play electric guitar, but the distance from the wall to their axes was too great...

Luckily, they had a power chord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day...

Teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I have been learning to play the guitar...

It plays an instrumental role in my recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/um0da
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.

They are fretting all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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I'm here to model underwear and play guitar

And buddy, my last G-string just broke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gansmaltz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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My wife likes to crochet and play guitar.

She's a real knit picker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Did you ever hear Bansky play guitar?

He really shreds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthony_stonee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Why don't people in India play electric guitar?

because they prefer a-couscous-tic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contra_band
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Tried to play Miles Davis on my guitar...

...I Kind of Blue it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turnipthief
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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Will I be able to play the guitar?

My dad was at the doctors seeing about gout in his fingers and a possible operation to help the pain.

Dad: 'Will I able to play the guitar?'

Doctor: 'yes'

Dad: 'Good, I couldn't before'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottwalker88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.

They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, β€œWe gotta end it on a high note”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TortoiseMan510
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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What do you call an Irishman who can't play guitar?

Shamrock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagger67
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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I kicked over my guitar. Wife joked that I was trying to play a song.

Told her it was a "Toe Jam".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watchit_assblood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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