Pink salt Puns

My parents had a grinder of pink salt on the table. My brother said "Hand me the possum salt." I was confused so I took the bait, "Possum salt?" "Yeah, it's what you put on him when you find Himalayan in the middle of the road!"

He orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews. The bartender says, “And how will you be paying for all this?” The Pink-Backed Pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, “Put it on my bill.”