The Pillsbury Doughboy died.

His funeral will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

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My son has chosen the Pillsbury Doughboy to emulate...

I'm proud he chose a good roll model.

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Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh

The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy keep under his apron?

Doughnuts

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Did you hear the Pillsbury Dough Boy fell off the wall with Humpty?

He says he's good dough.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

(Sorry) (not sorry)

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I really admire the Pillsbury Dough Boy

He's become a real role model for me

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Pillsbury Doughboy as Batman

....the hero we knead.

Baking Begins The Oven Light The Dough White Rises

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Making some Pillsbury Ghost sugar cookies this weekend

On the package, the dough boy is under a sheet, like a ghost costume.

I said "aww, the Pillsbury dough boy died."

Kid: "what did he die of?"

Me, not realizing the joke would have even gone this far : "a yeast infection"

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Cross post from jokes- What do you call a guy who's known for baked goods and also taking away illegally parked vehicles?

The Pillsbury TOW Boy.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

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Dough Boy

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded". Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven. The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.

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