A beach uncluttered by man-made constructions is truly without pier.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.
I was walking down a pier and saw someone fishing for halibut.
My brother: why was he fishing............for the halibut!
I am dead
Harassing piers is a big problem
Why does a dock master check wander out onto the docks? To be amongst his piers.
My five yo son asked how he could spell pier...
So I said "it depends on which pier you mean. Can you use it in a sentence?"
His reply: "Yes. How do you spell pier?"
Why did the boat float away?
It gave into pier pressure.
Why was the teenage fidgeting with the bridge on the beach
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
Where did the magician go to find missing trees?
The harbour, so he could make them a pier.
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
The best part of building docks?
Old boat docks never die…
My friends invited me to do drugs on the docks
The Pier pressure is heavy
My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him “no.”
Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.
Found out my son jumped the water by the docks
Why do you vanish when you insult a marina?
One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
Why did the magician insult the dock?
What do you call when a boat is forced to do stuff by other boats?
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in ‘On the Waterfront’?
why does it suck to be a diver
What happens to sailors put on trial?
They are judged by a jury of their piers.
Why did the sunken dock feel anxious?
It was under pier pressure
Why did the sailboat start doing drugs?
How do you know if a dock has good morals?
It doesn’t succumb to pier pressure.
Why do boaters always misbehave?
Because they always give in to pier pressure.
Where did the Dock go for advice?
Boat names
Keeping up a-pier-ances
The Sturgeon-General
A fine piece of bass
All I really want is gulls
About a bouy
Gulls don't like bouys, gulls like cars and money
Bass and titties
Little ado a-trout nothing
Please keel free to add your own :)
So a boat was having second thoughts about docking on a port.
Why?
Because of pier pressure.
My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.
How do you ensure a dock gets a fair trial?
Have it decided by a jury of his piers
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
Friends tell me to stop fishing off a boat.
I'm not giving in to pier pressure.
Piggybacked on the captain's dad joke.
Family and I went on a fancy boat tour of a local rich lake. The captain provided a running narrative over the intercom about the history of the houses, etc.
Captain: You'll notice all the piers look the same on the lake. There's no law governing that, everyone just agrees they should use the same color and materials. Some might call that "pier pressure."
Crowd: (groans)
Me: I think we need to dock him some points for that one...
Wife: (groans and pretends not to know me)
What's it called when someone walks up and down the beach, inspecting doc(k)s?
Why did the dock cave in?
Why did the boat do drugs?
Why didn’t the boat dock?
Why didn't the boat dock?
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