A list of puns related to "Pick 6"
It wasn't till I got home that I realised I'd picked 7-up!
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
I was the strongest 6 year old in the country
Prokaryotes are delivery drivers, eukaryotes are when you pick the food up yourself.
I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket
I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was. I told him it was a tree. He said really? I said, well in a nutshell yes.
I took my son to the store to get some ingredients for dinner. We were having Mexican food, and when we got to the aisle with the salsa, my son stared indecisively at the shelves. After a good minute, he still hadn’t made a decision and I knew my wife would be wondering what was taking so long.
So I told him,
“Son, pick up the pace.”
Stop that pick-pocket!
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
"Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"
Just don’t pick it up!
As she sat down next to him her glass eye fell to the floor next to his stoll. He picked it up and handed it back to her.
They chatted all night and hit it off pretty well and eventually started dating.
One day while lying in bed, he turns to her and asks:
"Why me? Out of all the guys that were at the bar that night, why did you choose me?"
She looked at him surprised and said:
"Well, you caught my eye."
They just pick things up as they go along.
She just picked up the squeeze ketchup and said, "I only need one fart of ketchup." She gives the bottle a single squeeze and gets her "one fart."
The husband picked up a highlighter pen and asked his wife what it was.
"A highlighter pen", said the wife.
"And what is it used for?"
"To mark important thing", the wife answered.
Then the husband drew a huge line on her forehead.
Not the best joke ever but I just came up with it and felt you could do it to your significant other.
Bartender picks up a piece of ice, and asks "you like ice?"
Terrorist says "Yes, but more than one would be nice"
Bartender grabs another piece of ice and asks "so, you like ices?"
I remembered a good Dad joke moment.
My wife and I had picked up our daughter and two of her friends. They were in the back of our minivan.
My wife inquired about one of the kids mothers that she was friends with since we hadn't seen them in a while. They moved because of work to another town.
I guess the job was going well and they were making a good deal of money. The kid said, "She doing good, but she's spending a lot of money. She remodeled the kitchen and bought 4K TVs."
They kept chatting lightly and when there was a lull in conversation, I quietly said, "That's a lot of TVs." Just loud enough for everyone to hear but not loud enough to really demand anyone listen.
But then it happened. An uncomfortable pause - the fabled pregnant pause - and they started talking again. No one said anything about it but I knew it landed.
After we dropped the kids off, the first thing my daughter said, "That was SO bad. "
This was at LEAST 10 minutes after I said it. She had been thinking about that joke the whole time. She said the other kids were like looking around like WTF?
My friend was promoted to a Director the other day. I congratulated him and asked if it felt more like Spielberg or Fury. I said Fury is the one I’d pick.
To pick their noses.
It gets very hard to pick
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
I don't know either but it sure can pick corn!!
Whenever I have to sign for paperwork when picking up a load, occasionally I am asked to sign and date the bills. Whenever I'm asked to sign and date them I say "I can't date these, I'm married!"
Not much, you pick it up as you go along.
Because they’re always getting picked on
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
When I was 15 there was a Home Depot bucket next to the front door for a while. One night I was watching tv with my mom. She was laying on the couch and I was laying on the floor.
My dad got home from work and as he was taking off his boots he asked “Hey, where did that Home Depot bucket come from?” And without skipping a beat I said “I don’t know. Home Depot?” My mom laughed so hard and my dad was pissed. I got grounded for a week for “being a smart ass”.
I’m now 26 and to this day when my dad and I go to Home Depot I always chuckle and point to the buckets and ask “Hey dad, where do you think those come from.”
On one of these trips I picked one up and was examining it when my dad asked me what I was looking for. I turned the bucket upside down and said “Well would you look at that dad. They’re from Lowe’s.” I thought he was gonna knock my ass out right there.
TLDR: My dad: “Where did that Home Depot bucket come from?” Me: “I don’t know. Home Depot?”
... I’d pick my nose!
Would you pick your nose?
He got caught picking his nose!
Just don’t pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
He picks R!
He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”
Just picked up a Kït Kaát. Now to put it together...
I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
But I accidentally picked 7up
It was only when I got home I realized I picked 7 up.
It was only when I got home and realised I picked 7-Up
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
As he picked up his hammer and saw.
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