To me they were the most legit skate shop them and sole bros
When I was little the best Christmas ever was when I got my NES. It was special because it was brand new and exciting! We were very poor. Prior to the NES my Christmas would always be a mix of toys from yard sales that my parents purchased over the past year. While kids played with the newest hot toys, I was playing with stuff like Evil Knievel and The six million dollar man. I got a used Atari 2600 for Christmas the first year the NES hit the market. So when I did finally get a brand new NES it was huge. We still were poor though so games for it were few and far between. I would maybe get 1 game a year if I was lucky, for the most part I just rented games from a hardware store and a pharmacy called Phar-Mor. There was one Christmas though when a family member I hadn't seen in forever gave me some cash, enough to buy 2-3 games! We rushed to Toys r Us, it was magical. At the time Toys R Us would have a gaming row where all the games were represented by plastic flip cards hanging on the racks , they showed the box cover and back box art, then a small pouch of tickets under it. You would take the ticket to the cashier, she would go get the game. I could get 2-3 games but I had to be careful! I didn't want to choose poorly, I didn't have Nintendo Power so I was flying blind. Sadly this would lead to the most disappointing Christmas ever... I stood there browsing the games and there it was... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I loved the turtles so I knew the game had to be good. Next I saw a game that sounded amazing! Side scrolling fighting, exciting driving and light gun action?!? So my 2nd choice was The Adventures of Bayou Billy. Finally being a fan of spooky movies a game caught my eye and I had have it. I know what you're thinking... Friday the 13th? Maybe Nightmare on Elm Street.. no, worse... dr Jekyll and mr Hyde. So I had my 3 games, only I couldn't play them til Christmas. Christmas morning came, I tore into the games and by afternoon I was in tears. Ninja Turtles was ok but I couldn't get anywhere in it. Like everyone else i would hit the underwater stage and game over. Bayou Billy was a disaster, again I couldn't even make it past the first couple stages. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde lasted 5 mins before I turned the nes off. It wasn't completely bad though, my parents got me a surprise game which was Zelda 2 and I loved that one. I will never forget those 3 games though and how bad I felt. The only other time anything came close to that was when I picked Gi
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I am merely a smoothbrain so some of this may not be completely accurate, but I am simply asking for more eyes to look into what I’ve found.
https://www.hilcoglobal.com/about/timeline
Read the description of their company on their personal website. There are many connections here to not only GME and our current situation, but the zombie stocks as well.
Per their own page; Hilco has strong relations with JP Morgan, BoA, Wells Fargo, and LaSalle Bank.
Involved in disposition of: Sears, K-Mart (technically Sears again), PharMor rx, and many others
Closed the following: Blockbuster, circuit city, RadioShack, Target Canada, Sports Authority, Toys R Us, and many others
Hilco participates largely in the real estate game and even leases to our very own Amazon. They could also be the large group behind lease/property takeovers that help with bankrupting companies. Im getting deeper in the rabbit hole and simply can’t keep up. I have a feeling that further research into this company will connect some further dots for us and the zombie stocks.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
