Petra, Spain Puns

Spain + Cerro de Potosi + Petra = Nice Tile Yield

Spain's UA grants them double bonuses for each natural wonder they control. For example Mt. Fuji normally grants 2 gold 3 culture 3 research; if controlled by Isabella it produces 4 gold 6 culture 6 research.

Building Petra grants 1 food 1 production 1 gold on every non-floodplain desert tile controlled by the city. This also affects mountains; if I'm settled at the foot of a mountain and I build Petra, I can get the bonus resources for it.

My question is what happens when these two collide. For example I'm Spain and I build Petra next to Mt. Fuji. Would I get:

• 5 gold 6 culture 6 research 1 food 1 production; or
• 6 gold 6 culture 6 research 2 food 2 production?

TL;DR does Spain's UA double Petra's bonuses on a natural wonder?

Well we need heroes and maps in general. But while speculating about OW2 new additions I can't help but want more Mediterranean lore.

Until now we have : -3 Italian maps (Malevento, Rialto, Castile) -1 Greek map (Ilios) -1 Jordan map (Petra) -1 Egyptian map (Temple of Anubis)

-An Egyptian hero (Ana)

Why can't we have heroes related to existing maps like a Greek, Italian or middle Eastern hero? We do have some kind of lore about these maps especially Rialto. But we also know that Talon is interested in ancient relics in Ilios and Petra so there could be some heroes from there who either helped Talon or resisted them.

Also we know that Overwatch had an operation in Turkey and an agent has a name : Emre Sarioglou.

There are countries like Spain, Portugal, Malta, Croatia, Serbia, the whole of Balkans actually, Malta, Cyprus, Israel, Syria, Algeria, Libya, Tynesia Morocco (I forgot we have Watch point Gibraltar too :p) that are not represented at all.

Wouldn't it be good if some of these countries get represented with a map or a hero in OW2?

P. S. As a Greek myself, I would love to have a Greek hero but I doubt I will like them if we ever get one since I am unlucky. I don't like Ilios as a control map. (It is aesthetically nice tho) :p

Edit: Castillo is not even Italian but Mexican :p

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Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

It really does, I swear!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)