Peter and Rosemary Grant Puns

"Yes, that seems like common scents."

Peter Grant is officially gone! Let's look into how the stay of the worst manager in Dunfermline Athletic history went. This post will highlight statistics that have occurred since the big mans induction on May 27th this year.

Overall Stats :

Time in Charge - 5 months, 4 days
Games Managed - 17
Overall Games Record - W3, D7, L7
Overall Goals Scored/Against - 22/33
Overall Top Goalscorer - Kevin O'Hara (7)
Overall Win Rate - 16%
Overall Biggest Victory - 5-1 vs Dumbarton
Overall Biggest Defeat - 5-0 vs Rangers
Overall Clean Sheets - 3
Overall Games Without a Goal - 9

League Results :

Games Managed - 12
League Games Record - W0, D7, L5
League Goals Scored/Against - 9/20
League Top Goalscorer - Kevin O'Hara (4)
League Win Rate - let's not talk about it
League Biggest Victory - N/A
League Biggest Defeat - 3-0 vs Arbroath
League Clean Sheets - 3
League Shots on Target - 38 ( 3.1 per game )
Time we’ve spent winning games in the league - 74 minutes ( 7 minutes against Morton, 38 minutes against Raith, 29 minutes against Arbroath )

Transfer Record :

Players out - 7 ( excluding loanees)

Players in - 10 ( including loanees )

Players that grant has signed who actually start regularly - 2 ( Dan Pybus and Graham Dorrans when he’s not injured )

Players signed that have only played 2-3 games - 4

Players signed by grant that are utter bollocks - 2 ( Deniz Mehmet, Ross Graham )

Fun Facts :

Owain Fon Williams - Games played = 9, Goals Conceded = 12, Clean sheets kept = 3

Deniz Doğan Mehmet - Games played = 8, Goals Conceded = 18, Clean sheets kept = 0

Amount of times Deniz Mehmet walked off the field in a huff at the end of the game without shaking hands with anyone - 1

Amount of times anyone has seen Peter Grant’s CV - N/A

Times my da called Deniz Mehmet “Deniz The Menace” after he’s conceded a goal - 2

Amount of times walkout protests were organized - 2

Amount of goals at home in the league this season - 3 goals from 6

Bad club statements - 1

Times the Twitter admin has tried to blame the officials for bad decisions this season - 2

Times the Twitter admin has tweeted about our goalie to hype up the team a little bit - 3

Amount of times Dunfermline drew with Morton - 1/1

Amount of times the team got booed off the field at the end of home games - 3

Amount of times our captain has been caught shouting verbal abuse at fans - 1

Amount of times we’ve been booed off the field at

1. Tyburn District Sewer Board Inspector
2. Abigale’s guidance Counselor
3. Molly’s dentist