Pet shop Puns

He only went for a gander

Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."

Me- “You gave me one too many”

Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”

Police are warning people to look out for anyone selling hot dogs.

Police have no leads to investigate

for some reason the seamed confused when i asked how long it takes for the birds to grow.

I wanted a dog that was all put together.

I said how much for the wasp?

He said he didn't sell wasps

I said well there's one in your window

The slogan is: One good tern deserves another.

“I don’t care what star sign it is” The guy replies.

she gave me butterfly’s.

Fortunately, I got one free off the web.

"Where's your pet shop?" I asked.

He said, "Depends what he's after."

A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner ‘how much for the wasp?’

The owner says ‘we don’t sell wasps’

And the man says ‘well what about that one in the window?’

She's been diagnosed with buypolar disorder.

I said, "Have you got any bird cages for my son?"

He said, "What sort were you thinking?"

I said, "I don't care, as long as he can't get out."

They had nothing larger than a mouse.

They were going cheep!

The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

Me: "You've given me one too many"

Shopkeeper: "That one is a freebie."

He handed me thirteen and said "last one is a freebie"

That one is a freebie

"You've given me one too many." "That one is a freebie."

So I got one off the web.

The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."