A list of puns related to "Pervert Park"
Some man/men drove around Rose Park twice cat calling to me this morning while I was walking my dog. They were in a silver PT cruiser. Anyone else see this car or situation? Should it be reported?
Just a heads up. A family member had her little girl at the park over the weekend. Got back to her vehicle and there was some sick fuck masturbating with his phone out recording her and her daughter. We all frequent this area so often itβs sick and scary. Watch your kiddos!
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I snuck out one night when I was 17 and went to a friend's house. Both my parents went to bed by 9 in order to get up early for work. My girlfriend, who lived out of town, was supposed to meet me at 2 in the morning. My friend could only have visitors until 12, so I had walked to a nearby park to wait for her.
I sat with my back to a wall, reading a book beneath the only light light in the park. From here I could see and hear everything in the park. After about an hour, a drunk couple walked past me, leaving the park now completely empty, or so I had thought.
About 10 minutes after they walked by, a tall shabilly-dressed man in his mid-forties stepped out of the shadows about 30 yards away. There was no other way to or from where he had been, so I knew he had been there the whole time I was at the park. He'd just been sitting there silently, in the dark. He had waited until that couple left and I was alone in the park. Then he had sat there for 10 more minutes, presumably watching me, so quietly that I hadn't noticed him until he got up and moved from the shadows.
I kept my book up like I was reading, but I was watching him out of the corner of my eye. He made a path like he was going to walk past me. But he moved slowly and awkwardly and I could tell he was looking at me the whole time. When he got about 20 feet away, he veered towards me and as I lowered my book and stared at him, he stood there for a few seconds as if he was trying to think of something to ask me.
He looked so nervous, which led me to believe that he knew he shouldn't be talking to someone my age who was alone in the middle of the night, but he was doing it anyway. Practically whispering, he asked me if I knew what time it was. Not wanting to take out my phone, I told him I would have to guess it was around 1 in the morning. He asked me a couple more equally pointless questions.
He stood there awkwardly lingering between questions. I had an annoyed look on my face, which I felt said, 'what the fuck are you doing.' Finally, he asked me if I liked guys. Suddenly I had this overwhelming feeling that he saw me as prey. I rushed to my feet and pulled out my knife. I had what I'm sure was a fearless look in my eyes and all I said to him was that he needed to get the fuck out of there.
He listened. Right away, he left. I didn't feel comfortable waiting there by myself, not knowing if he was sitting in the shadows watching me. When I was talking with my girlfriend and my friend la
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