My wife told me I have a magnetic personality.

I wasn't sure if that's a positive or a negative.

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📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Car Shop joke

So we walk into a car shop to get some wiper blades and go up to the cashier's desk to ask for help. The cashier asks as a joke whether dad broke his computer (I guess it wasn't working? ). Dad responds "I've been told I have a magnetic personality". Brilliant.

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