A list of puns related to "Perfect gas"
Dropped this on a co-worker just now.
Them: ".. yeah and why do we even have to pay for air at the gas stations, we never used to."
Me: Well it's due to inflation.
I am confident I've seen this joke on reddit before, just happy I was able to execute it as good as possible. I got tingly when the conversation was heading this way and she dropped the perfect setup line. Grateful I've seen it before, pass it on and use it wisely.
Dad: where are you from?
American: Wisconsin
Dad: you ever been to Australia?
American: yes
Dad: have you seen the dangerous? ( dan-ga-rouse-)
American: ???
Dad: you keep seeing signs saying dangerous.
Thought this was the perfect subreddit to post it. Also dads reading this. Please stop the: I'll do it next year joke."
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