A list of puns related to "Payments UK"
I work at Chiquitos in the UK, I was seating a gentleman and his daughter and pointed toward a booth which was set to my right and asked
"Is that one all right for you?"
To which he replied "Its on my left actually."
Later, when I was taking the payment I made small talk and said
"So, are you up to anything good today?"
He said "No, might do something bad though."
Told him that I could only aspire to his level of dad-joke, he said it might take some years of practice. I can only hope.
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