On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window.

It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2021
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Mars: Is it true that only 3% of your water is drinkable?

Earth: Yes.

Mars: That’s pathetic.

Earth: At least I have more than you.

Mars: Stop being so salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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