Don't waste an inventory slot hauling around a stack of ID scrolls. They don't require that you be at the workbench, you can make them anywhere.

**Final edit, all fixed thanks. Machine needed a full reboot after removing the offending add-on, now all is well! Thanks for your help, and sorry for today's tech fail!**

Hi,

Google and searching reddit has not helped, but hopefully you guys can. I am trying to gather parchment to build a chapel, but they are all being automatically converted to manuscripts. Likewise all furs are immediately turned into parchment. Any ideas how I can turn this off?

I am not using an autoclicker. I can't see what is causing it so have done a bit of tiral and error. I have turned off all buildings which I can ( steamworks, calciner, magneto etc), have taken all kittens off the scholar and priest jobs. No joy. What am I missing?

Thanks!

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I've been spreading blueprints around my campain setting that the artificer in the group can find and use. They create different mechanical items. Im think of it like a wizard learning new spells. But they have to find the parts to craft these items

Any one have any ideas of what could make for some cool items?

Things like a firbolt mod that can switch it to cold damage on a long rest.

Acid mines

A suction cannon that can suck up small creatures and shoot them kinds of things is what I'm looking for.

Hello! I’m working on my wedding veil, and I’ve been having issues. I tried hand-sewing lace trim around the boarder of the veil with transparent thread, but I’m just not having a lot of success. The thread gets caught, bunches, knots, you name it, even while using short lengths. I’m running out of time (the wedding is literally in three days!), and so I think the only thing left for me to do at this point is sew it on via my machine with a decorative stitch.

What is the best way for me to stabilize the very thin tulle and delicate lace? Should I use a water-soluble stabilizer? Tear away? Would just using tissue paper as a tear away stabilizer work? I’m super down to the wire at this point and want to have a beautiful veil, even if I’m not having the wedding of my dreams.

After playing plenty of Couch Coop games with my GF during the pandemic , I Asked her to rate some of them!

Background: I'm a Gamer and my GF is the opposite side of a Gamer, she never played a video game by herself so our Switch Sessions were new to her, we are both 23 years old.

• She doesn't like too complex games that require button smashing / Hard Combos or Level up Mechanics.
• She likes casual games that they are fun to play as a team and have a laugh together .

If your Non Gamer Friend sounds like mine, keep on going you will find plenty of suggestions!

I Wont add reviews to the games but will emphasize some of their qualities.

Top 10 Games:

1. Unravel TWO- a great couch coop game that require Teamwork and some problem solving, we loved playing it together one level at a time.
2. Conduct Together and Fly Together- coop games where you are IN charge of Trains\Planes and have to navigate them to different stations without bumping into each other! ( You pick passenger at one station and required to get them to another station based on their request), These games are not that popular around here but we really glad we found them, they require teamwork, puzzles solving and have options to lower the difficulty so everyone can play them!
3. Captain Toad - fun coop game where you need to solve puzzles together in a cute environment, very relaxing and forgiving!
4. Urban Flow- another game that is similar to the Together series but this time you are IN charge of traffic lights and have to switch them on and of for the passing by cars, again don't bump into each other here!
5. Super Kirby Clash- A free Coop game where you play as different colored Kirbys and have to fight bosses, The gameplay mechanics were not hard and she enjoyed leveling up, fighting new bosses and upgrading equipment's
6. Luigi Mansion 3 - puzzle solving games that can be easy to go through but hard to gather all collectibles each stage, Fun game for 45 min sessions.
7. Kirby Star Allies - Another Kirby game where you have to fight some cr

Do your worst!

So since alot of people are struggling with the game I have wrote a very basic beginners guide. Sorry if format if bad I am doing this the lazy way. If anyone wants to add to it feel free I'll edit in your responses. Also arrows, salvage mat, ect CHECK general merchant in town if you're looking for something he probably has it. Also THIS GAME IS NOT GENDER LOCKED.... onto the real guide.

1. CLASS - This is controversial but you dont HAVE to play orb. But it is very much recommended! This will save you lots of gold (calling it gold cuz thats the general term ppl understand rather than adena) because you wont have to buy pots! Also makes it easier once you get to the harder half of leveling to survive dragon valley. With class cards you can change class at any time! Also if you get red class there is an exchange ticket to change to preferred class. Past 40 you wont care about class path because next upgrade is 65 and you'll have red class of your choice way before then. REFERENCE 1 Contains a breakdown of classes/advice/stat allocation and some help with choosing a class/race.

2. So you have choosen your class great! The second most important thing to do now is use your mats they give you early game properly to give you a solid ride to 40 which is the real goal. After 40 you don't need to bother with main quest till you're stronger as it pretty much will be finished anyways. So with the mats they give you you'll want to craft full Karmian (yes even if you're dualblades/dagger/archer) early game you will be out of mana often this set helps best with that. WIS is not just for mages either the skill dmg boost is a good stat. Also you will receive the mats for 1 blue weapon (via inheritors journey) which will be your main weapon for awhile until you finish your SeasonalPass/Inheritors Journey which eventually give more crafting recipe. In REFERENCE 1 I provide weapon for each class that I recommend.

3. Now you should have +4 your Karmian gear and +5 your blue weapon. The reason we go +5 is because we are going to want to use a bless scroll on it later (You get them from dungeons/exchange shop) A blessed scroll gives a random chance of an item going up 1-3 in enchant level. That means we can achieve +8 on the weapon without having to worry about if it breaks if rng goes your way! Because if you enchant armor more than 4 and weapon more than 6 it has a chance to break. (PS that chance is high!) This is one mistake I made taking my wep

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Greetings and Salutations. This is a contest for something FANTASTICAL on your wish list to celebrate all the fantastical things that keep our imaginations active and our hearts happy.

Fantasy is a genre of speculative fiction set in a fictional universe*, often inspired by real-world myth and folklore.* Like Lord of the Rings - or Wheel of Time - or Harry Potter - Skyrim - Dungeons and Dragons - so on and so forth.

What is something on your list that is related to the Fantasy Genre? Do you have a fantasy book, board game, DnD mini, cursed dagger, movie, an old parchment, art, video game, crafts, statue, dragon claw thumb ring, mage robes, Ren Fest Outfit, ninja stars, dice, or a piece of cosplay... ECT, on your list? These are all examples - you can have anything you consider fantastical as your choice.

Name what it is - no links please :) You can say what you love about that fantastical world or hobby if you feel chatty - you don't have to.

If you are not in the US of A please have a gift card with email address on your list and say which fantastical thing you would buy with it.

Ends sometime within the next 24 - 28.4 hours. kthanks!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Notes:

• I buy only in Unrevealed Key Link Format or Plain Steam Keys. No gift links.

• For PayPal, I am in the US region. Please note there will be PayPal fees (including international/conversion and purchasing fees) to consider.

• All games that you sell to me should ideally be REGION-FREE. Please ensure the games are not region-locked/bound to a specific country.

 

I pay with the following:

TF2 & PayPal

 

Batman Arkham Collectio

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

First of all sorry if on occasions I make mistakes whether it is spelling or of a grammatical nature but English isn’t my first language. And I even get to have a double excuse considering that I’m French and we do have quite a reputation regarding our English learning capacity. So please consider that I’m merely honoring my cultural heritage.

The battle of Talas took place near Taraz on the modern border between Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan in 751 AD. The exact location is yet to be confirmed but the accounts of the events place it on the banks of the Talas River. It took place after a series of smaller engagements between the Umayyad (soon to be Abbassid) empire and the Tang empire, as the two major powers intervened in the local conflicts to gain or maintain control over the Silk Roads. The latest struggle being between the local kings of Tashkent and Ferghana, two local Silk Road towns. The latter won the siege of Tashkent with the support of Gao Xianzhi – a general of Gogureyo descent (a recently defeated Korean kingdom) serving the Tang dynasty – and his troops. The Tang general supposedly had the king beheaded for refusing to pay the tribute he owed the Chinese empire, which in turn caused the son of the king to call for the help of the Abbasid. There is another version where an abbasid general named Ziyad ibn Salih who was already present to help the Tashkent king in his war escaped the city when the besieging army broke in and went to Samarkand to gather an army and confront the Tang army. Meanwhile Gao Xianzhi recruited Karluk Turks in Fergana to bolster the ranks of his army.

The sources are fuzzy to say the least and it only gets worse when it comes to the actual battle itself but whichever story we choose to follow we end up with two armies facing each other near the Talas River.

When it comes to the numbers involved you end up with radically different versions ranging from 40 000 Arab soldiers supported by 20 000 Turks and contingents from the allied Tibetan empire according to the Arab records, to 200 000 soldiers in total forming the ranks of the Abbasid army according to some Chinese estimates. As for the Tang army, once again we are faced with wildly diverging numbers from 10 000 Tang soldiers flanked by 20 000 Karluk mercenaries for the Chinese sources, to a 100 000 to 150 000 soldiers strong Tang army according to the Arab sources.

The Chinese records also insists on the fact that the Tang forces marched a long distance to reach Tashke

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

[Extremely dramatic music plays. The camera pans across an almost pitch black room. Suddenly a cackle can be heard, the lights flicker on and off, exposing an extremely pink and purple room. The room is lit up beautifully. The entrance is shaped like a giant dollhouse, it opens up allowing the queens to enter. Around the room hangs photos of the Dollhaus - Porcelain, Chastity, and Dead Girl. The camera cuts to the introduction animation. Heels can be heard hitting the ground.. The backing track of ‘Better The Devil You Know’ plays. The first queen turns the corner.]

NV Lullaby: Oh wow lips kiss bites pog sach krystal versace michi envy sin mwa! 💋

[NV Lullaby is wearing a holographic dress with a pattern that changes how it looks to appeal to each and every viewer. She walks over to the closest table and sits down.]

NV Lullaby [Confessional]: My name is NV Lullaby, I’m 17 - yes, 17 - making me the youngest queen here! Porcelain made the right choice casting me because I am going to be the fashion queen of the season! [Cuts from confessional to NV sitting] Bring in the next bitch! [Claps hands.] Let’s go!

[Quirky music plays. NV looks over as she hears a pair of heels clicking. In walks a queen dressed as a giant round nugget. She has white tights on and black pumps. In the center of the costume is a hole for her head to stick out of. A ribbon that says “#1 Nugget” is pinned to the front of the costume.]

Butter Nugget: My nuggets are bigger than yours!

[Butter Nugget runs over to hug NV Lullaby. NV looks a bit disgusted but she accepts the hug. After the hug NV turns around and whispers, out of earshot of Butter Nugget, “Ugh. Greasy ass bitch.”]

Butter Nugget [Confessional]: Hi my name is Butter Nugget! I’m 53 years old, and I’m from Little Rock, Arkansas. I’m all kook no spook. [Cuts back to Butter and NV talking at the table.] How’re you darling?

NV Lullaby: I’m so happy to be here! I didn’t think I’d be here with someone from a nursing home though. Bless your heart. [Giggles.]

[Before a whiplashed Butter can respond to NV’s ageism the next artist enters. This artist is wearing a Scream inspired jumpsuit. There’s a modified and extremely realistic version of the Scream mask on their face, truly haunting.]

Twi X: [Maniacal laughter]

Twi X [Confessional]: Boo! My name is Twi X and I’m 21 years old. I’m a bit of a spooky queen and I’m here to prove that masked queens can

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I sat behind my desk with my clasped hands in front of me. On the other side sat Etin, who wore an air of uncertainty around him.

It felt wrong to send him out on his own, given his relative youth and inexperience, but the more I thought about it, the more reasonable of a decision my brain believed it to be. Looking in hindsight, I inwardly cringed at how I’d nearly taken Etin into the dungeon—unlike myself and the Heroes, he did not have a connection to the System, and despite the enhancements I’d laid on him, he didn’t have Winnie’s experience with battle.

After the decision that he and Al’vathazen would leave for the Continent was made, it became immediately obvious that we couldn’t send them into the wolves’ den unprepared. As such, the old dragoness excused herself and her son so that she could give him some last-minute arrangements, so I took the opportunity to return to the ship with Etin so that I could prepare the young undead as best as I could.

“The most important thing to remember is that you can’t show any fear,” I said, tapping my fingers on the desk to punctuate the last words. “You’ll be going into the wolf’s den, so you’ll get torn apart if you do.”

A vague sense of confusion reached me before Etin’s words. “I thought violence wasn’t allowed in court?”

I blinked. “Ah, you misunderstand. You are right, of course—the trial itself should be a peaceful affair, for the most part. Honor duels can happen, but they are rare and… antiquated. It’s not them I’m warning you about.”

“Who, then?”

“Jenna, of course,” I explained, to Etin’s mounting confusion. “While she has a proven track record of winning seemingly impossible battles, she is just as harsh with her own team as she is with the opposition. I have a certain… rapport with her, so I’m not afraid to deal with her, but you don’t, so you need to know who you’re dealin

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You have left me dried out and devoid of tears, Thus allowing no room for my fears. Our love an everlasting vigil of the end of decades of wrong time. I fear you may be to gone anymore. Lost in your own head space... I'm sorry I couldn't help. This is what I wrote after I burned the poems..... Love Me

I put the already blackened matchstick that is our love into the pile

A small reminder of our scorched adulation The parchment on which you pledged your love

I am vacillating between Anguish and animosity This fire will either torment or Expurgate me.

I breathe in 1..2..3. I ignite the flame that Will erase this Spurned poetry

It catches quick Flares up and paper shifts The smoke turns to tendrils Embers licking the night Breeze

My heart lays disconsolately, Burdened, and forlornly

I watch as all the words evaporate Into soot and ash

A tear escapes my eye My heart skips a beat I forget how to breathe for What feels like eternity

Nothing left to see But the end of your Love, smoldering at my feet

All my feelings fulgurate, flicker, And flash bright A vision of the love that Has overwhelmed me, now latent

A fire could never absolve My hearts desire of verses Crafted by you to me

It only served as a visual display of What I held onto and the love that Burned me.

"The flame that burns twice a bright, burns half as long" Lao Tzu