Pao Pao Puns

A list of puns related to "Pao Pao"

So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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👤︎ u/thebobstu
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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The wrong people seem to be in pao-er

Just an observation.

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👤︎ u/Nvr_frgt_dre
📅︎ Jul 03 2015
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Kung Pao Chicken
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👤︎ u/ilikepocky456
📅︎ Jun 12 2015
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Well that backfired...

Me: "Since its Fathers Day, I get to do whatever I want!"

5 Year Old: "Me too!"

"It doesn't work like that."

"Sure it does! It's son-day!"

Awww nuts.

Edit: 2500! Thanks guys! And on my cake day too.

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👤︎ u/hemingwayfan
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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A book fell on my head today...

I only have myshelf to blame.

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👤︎ u/IllustriousSnowman
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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Where does Kung Pao chicken go to college?

Rice!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Apr 08 2017
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