I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...
They just go for a wok.
Person one: "Don't put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, it wrecks the anti-stick stuff. That's how I ruined that big pan."
Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."
Girlfriend wanted to see the new Peter Pan movie.
Girl: So have you seen Pan yet? I heard it was good.
Me: No but the Pot is pretty great.
Girl: No I meant the new movie, the origin story of Peter Pan.
Me: Oh no, I haven't seen it. But I heard Sally Spatula was also a great story. It was a good flip ending.
Followed by twenty minutes of me giggling while she walked away shacking her head.
