What’s blue and smells like red paint
Blue paint 🎨
Send me your terrible puns and I will make equally terrible MS Paint adaptations
The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?
He felt like he needed some camoouflage
If painters paint, and teachers teach...
do janitors janit?
What's green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/52s8g9/classic_chain_of_dadjokes_no_puns/
My artistic friend paints the most realistic fish, and I asked him what his secret was.
He said, “It must be drawn to scale.”
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided.
The sailors were marooned
So my son got into my map and paint collections today....
So he painted the whole town red.
What is blue and smells like red paint
Blue paint
What's red and smells like blue paint??
Red paint.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What's red and smells like blue paint
Red paint
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What is black and smells like green paint?
Black paint.
What's red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
Whats red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What is Red and smells like Blue Paint?
Red Paint
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's red and smells like blue paint ?
Red paint
Whats blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint. (From a friend)
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Did you hear about the ship carrying red and blue paint that crashed onto an island?
The sailors were marooned
Whats red and smells like yellow paint
Red paint
What's green and smells like red paint?
Green paint
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
