A pun for my final protect title

Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impasta1212
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My husband says I like to rescue stray puppies.

You could call it my pet project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoMaicanMeCrazy
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Best 'ice' puns. Go!

What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance πŸ™πŸΌ Have a punderful day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnrqz
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Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
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Wife got me with a jungle themed joke (Long-ish)

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying β€œHi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, β€œHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says β€œHi!” and giggles.

Wife: β€œAnd there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: β€œHi... toots”

Wife: β€œYes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: β€œHi!”

Wife: β€œThat’s the β€˜Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: β€œ... πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€β€

Wife: β€œYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desdomen
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Give me antagonizing Fish puns

I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediPecanPie
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What do you call it when you hear a disembodied stomach grumble?

Gastral Projection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holocaustarriver
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My Dad owns his own paving company.

He decided to do some work on his own drive way one weekend. He started to complain about how poorly the project was going, I told him well, it’s your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spruielled
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The sculptor was going to make a full body statue

But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mini_Mega
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A good project manager makes updates.

A bad project manager makes up dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A friend just told me about this documentary on burnout in the pagan community...

it's called "The Bleh Witch Project"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!

But that’s just projected figures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg have decided to record an album together.

It’s a joint project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...

After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A daughter asked her father, "Why are they called shoes?"

The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkangel_Ash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Looking for a female shark name pun

I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusmusk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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[Request] Chemistry Pun

I need a pun about chemistry and kindness for a project. Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user123322
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had

I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.

This whole project was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zitter_Aalex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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NOT A JOKE - I Need Help with Dad Joke Research

Hello, I'm a student and I’m building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.

Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats2easy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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[Request] Phone puns!

I'm not sure if this is allowed on this subreddit, but I really need some good puns about phones! It's for a school project, and I would really appreciate any help I can get. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilicheesedoggo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What does a psychic call a fart?

Gastral Projection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nic-River
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I got in big trouble for the photos I sent to the women at the office.

I was so proud of my home improvement projects that I got caught sending them unsolicited deck pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Still makes me laugh 10 years later

Father and son project; painting a bicycle I recently salvaged. It was my first time using spray paint...

Dad: Make sure you shake that can before spraying it on there.

Me: How long do I shake it for?

Dad: Until the marble dissolves.

After 15 minutes and a sore arm I started asking questions...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeldaWizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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In college I studied American history and fashion design...

My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kainer1000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

https://preview.redd.it/fru7gc2epjo21.jpg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370a3ac0776b86863ed4ec133f9b667ec190566f

Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Had an idea for planes that used stilts instead of wings for flight

The project got a ton of support but never took off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBadFatDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns

No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.

So I need Reddit's help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyMoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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My wife was against me adopting a kitten

She didn't like my pet project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shazril
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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[Request] A name for a store.

I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.

What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reason-and-rhyme
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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Looking for Shark Name puns

Creating a superhero for a project in english and we came up with the Loan Shark, just need names for what he goes by when he isn't fighting student debt. We thought Finn for his first name, but can't come up with anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_slash_squid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Care to create a pun for change?

I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:

Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott

Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outfoxthefox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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My dad's favorite

My dad loves to build. Every few years he takes on a new major construction project; an addition on his house, a huge workshop, something. When he goes to buy lumber he always tries to set the salesman up for this doozy:

Dad: "I'm going to need three dozen 2x4s."

Salesman: "Sure. How long do you need them?"

Dad: "I'm going to need them a long time, I'm building an addition on my house."

(Edit: Structure and spelling (thanks DJUrsus)).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-ClarkNova-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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Need help with Zeus puns.

I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonRB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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Punny suggestions for an embroidery facebook page?

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/409latte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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Dealing with some shit

I live on a sail boat and started what I thought would be a small project. I wanted to ensure that my toilet plumbing was working correctly before having a guest over so I turned on my macerator and began pumping clear water through the system to clean the toilet and clear the system completely. For those that don’t know, a macerator is basically a garbage disposal like you would have in your kitchen sink buttttt for your poop. It cuts up your poop and toilet paper so that it can be discarded over board in smaller pieces. Of course the pump wasn’t working correctly so I detached some plumbing, looked into the macerator motor and got way more into it than I had planned for. My guest was on her way and I didn’t want to necessarily tell her what I was dealing with because I didn’t want to gross her out. When she showed up I was just putting stuff away and had finished the project. Of course she asked what I was working on, I proclaim β€œ oh I just needed to deal with some shit” and left it at that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lzrdkng421
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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[request] Pun Rating Questionnaire

Hello everyone! I am part of a team project from the Computational Linguistics department in Saarland University. We made an automatic pun generator and we want to test our system. The following questionnaire will ask you to rate punchlines. It's short and we hope you can get a giggle out of it. Thanks for your help (and please delete it if it goes against the subreddit rules).

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTRNrncAZTemkojUBZytgevxXx5FJ5qh0kquZiirlaGioNPA/viewform

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lenakmeth
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I fold my weekly salary like pairs of pants...

The project is income pleat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I need taco puns

Not sure if I can post this here, but I need taco puns.....

My son is doing a taco truck project for GATE in school. They are designing a taco truck and have to create a menu as well. So far he is planning to name his truck "Nacho Average Taco Truck" and he needs punny menu ideas.... Ready. Go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMrsB2017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I need under age drinking puns

I have a project to make my own campaign for change and ypu can probably tell its to do with under age drinking. I cant think of any good ones so guys please help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_S02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I need mole puns

On October 23 (6.02x10^23) in my chem class we celebrate mole day. You have to make a project revolving around a mole pun. This year I did MoleDemort and printed a life size Voldemort with a mole head, but I'm out of ideas for Chem 2 AP next year. Want to get ideas early on, any suggestions? Some examples already taken that I don't want to repeat: Darth Mole Moleverine

I will add more as I remember, or if you come up with one that's already done.

Thanks in advance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/survivalking4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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I need help with bug puns.

I need insect puns for the the name of a company who makes food out of edible bugs. It's a packaging project for a graphic design class. I think I'm going with trail mix and the three bugs I'm using are a beetle, cicada, and horn worm. If that helps at all. I would be eternally grateful!!

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