Dad was a bad person. After he died, he was condemned to the bad place. A demon met him in the waiting room and gave him the bad news. "Your punishment is to hear the most annoying phrase in the history of social media, and you have to hear it over and over again." "Oh no, what is it?" asked dad

"That's not a dad joke!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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So, I got pulled over again.....

I was doing 150km/h down the freeway when a cop pulled out from behind a billboard up ahead and flagged me down.....I pulled over.

He said "you know something? I've been here half the day waiting for you!"

I replied "yes officer, I know....that's why I was going so fast! I didn't want to keep you waiting any longer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iShitSkittles
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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The worst jokes on dadjokes that you see over and over again are a quick and clever reply...

Also known as a riposte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank-Dr3bin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

This is my 76th time posting this joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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It's just the same song over and over again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/degggendorf
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What do you call a princess that can't stop telling the same pun over and over again?

Repunzel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_iAm9001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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"We've been over this again and again and again!"

Complained my driving instructor, pointing at the badger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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Grandparents love telling their life stories over and over and over again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmaMess13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.

I guess it is just a force of Hobbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eater-of-Tacos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again

DJ vu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyKoen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Say that again? Over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGriffibs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My friend Peter keeps saying the same things over again.

So I nicknamed him Re-Peter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I’m so glad 2020 is over, but I can’t believe we have to go through it again after 2021...

After all, it’s twenty twenty too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zippy_the_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My neighbor came over again to tell me about his new lawn, so I told him to get lost.

I’ve heard enough of his sod stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fish_and_chisps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I keep accidentally sending my friends the same memes over and over again

I think I have short term meme-ory loss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsefulAccount3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Last winter it was cold so I walked into my bank wearing a scarf over my face, and the cashier went berserk. I went again yesterday wearing a mask...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Filth_Account
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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The DNC is pulling a 2016 all over again...

It's really gonna Bide'em in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsKetchup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My neighbor pissed me off yesterday by playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over again.

It was all night long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If you write something over and over again, it's etched into your brain.

So if you draw something over and over again, is it sketched into your brain?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHumanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...

he kept beating around the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I heard someone say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

Does anyone know if that's true? I keep looking it up but I can't find anything It is driving me crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I hired Emcee Adam Yauch for my kid’s birthday party but all he did was play the same Village People song over and over again.

WHYYYY MCA!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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For a very long time, I would just make the same italian cuisine over and over again...

But eventually my wife told me to stop with the copypasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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You know, lots of people hates seeing the same jokes over and over again on 9gag.

It may be because they already Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidMindItch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again

She told me not to worry. Its just force of hobbit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jp28992
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Did you hear the one about the old jokes that got posted over and over again?

Yeah, I reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2016
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