Dad was a bad person. After he died, he was condemned to the bad place. A demon met him in the waiting room and gave him the bad news. "Your punishment is to hear the most annoying phrase in the history of social media, and you have to hear it over and over again." "Oh no, what is it?" asked dad
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︎ Oct 08 2022
So, I got pulled over again.....
I was doing 150km/h down the freeway when a cop pulled out from behind a billboard up ahead and flagged me down.....I pulled over.
He said "you know something? I've been here half the day waiting for you!"
I replied "yes officer, I know....that's why I was going so fast! I didn't want to keep you waiting any longer!"
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︎ May 29 2022
The worst jokes on dadjokes that you see over and over again are a quick and clever reply...
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︎ Apr 20 2022
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
This is my 76th time posting this joke.
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︎ Nov 23 2021
It's just the same song over and over again
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︎ May 23 2021
What do you call a princess that can't stop telling the same pun over and over again?
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︎ Oct 24 2021
"We've been over this again and again and again!"
Complained my driving instructor, pointing at the badger.
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︎ Oct 08 2021
Grandparents love telling their life stories over and over and over again
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Say that again? Over.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My friend Peter keeps saying the same things over again.
So I nicknamed him Re-Peter.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Iβm so glad 2020 is over, but I canβt believe we have to go through it again after 2021...
After all, itβs twenty twenty too
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My neighbor came over again to tell me about his new lawn, so I told him to get lost.
Iβve heard enough of his sod stories.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I keep accidentally sending my friends the same memes over and over again
I think I have short term meme-ory loss
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Last winter it was cold so I walked into my bank wearing a scarf over my face, and the cashier went berserk. I went again yesterday wearing a mask...
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︎ Aug 20 2020
The DNC is pulling a 2016 all over again...
It's really gonna Bide'em in the ass
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︎ Mar 04 2020
My neighbor pissed me off yesterday by playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over again.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
If you write something over and over again, it's etched into your brain.
So if you draw something over and over again, is it sketched into your brain?
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︎ Nov 06 2017
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I heard someone say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.
Does anyone know if that's true? I keep looking it up but I can't find anything
It is driving me crazy!
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︎ Mar 30 2018
I hired Emcee Adam Yauch for my kidβs birthday party but all he did was play the same Village People song over and over again.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
For a very long time, I would just make the same italian cuisine over and over again...
But eventually my wife told me to stop with the copypasta.
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︎ Feb 27 2017
You know, lots of people hates seeing the same jokes over and over again on 9gag.
It may be because they already Reddit.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
Went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again
She told me not to worry. Its just force of hobbit!
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Did you hear the one about the old jokes that got posted over and over again?
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