Title says it all...I live in a US locality where my only ouzo choices are the three listed, and I don't know which one is the best...I need some on short notice, so "lol get some Mini shipped from Ελλάδα" isn't an acceptable answer. Thanks for you advice!

P.S. Συγνώμη για η Αγγλικά, μιλάω λίγο Ελληνικά

After yesterday's large number of changes cleaning up their database, OHLQ made some more changes today mostly adding a few more new products and making some minor corrections.

Yesterday's changes: New, Removed, and Changed Products - Thursday 7/1/21

American Whiskey

• New Products

1. [A] CINCINNATI CHOCOLATE TURTLE WHISKEY ($24.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
2. [A] CINCINNATI HAZELNUT COFFEE WHISKEY ($24.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
3. [A] FOUR ROSES SMALL BATCH 90 ($4.99 / 50 ML) - New Product
4. [A] FOUR ROSES SMALL BATCH SE ($6.99 / 50 ML) - New Product
5. [V] GENTLEMAN JACK W SOUR MIX ($29.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
6. [A] HEAVEN'S DOOR REDBREAST ($93.67 / 750 ML) - New Product
7. [S] HEAVENS DOOR SINGLE BARREL ($52.39 / 750 ML) - New Product
8. [A] HORSE SOLDIER BARREL STRENGTH BOURBON ($79.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
9. [S] HORSE SOLDIER COMMANDER'S SELECT BOURBON ($529.69 / 750 ML) - New Product
10. [A] HORSE SOLDIER SMALL BATCH BOURBON ($72.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
11. [A] HORSE SOLDIER STRAIGHT BOURBON ($52.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
12. [A] JACK DANIELS FAMILY OF BRANDS ($7.42 / 600 ML) - New Product
13. [A] JACK DANIELS FLAVORS FOB ($9.99 / 600 ML) - New Product
14. [V] JACK DANIELS HISPANIC CTN WITH 2 ROCK GLASSES ($23.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
15. [A] JACK JOHNSON AMERICAN WHEAT ($44.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
16. [A] OLD FORESTER SB RYE BARREL PROOF ($79.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
17. [A] ROCKY MARCIANO BOURBON ($44.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
18. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY BOURBON ($39.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
19. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY BOURBON ($49.99 / 1 Liter) - New Product
20. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY BOURBON ($21.99 / 375 ML) - New Product
21. [A] [WHISTLEPIG ROAD STOCK RYE](https://ohlq.com/produ

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

[Removed]

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Title says it all...I live in a US locality where my only ouzo choices are the three listed, and I don't know which one is the best...I need some on short notice, so "lol get some Mini shipped from Greece" isn't an acceptable answer. Thanks for you advice!

Title says it all...I live in a US locality where my only ouzo choices are the three listed, and I don't know which one is the best...I need some on short notice, so "lol get some Mini shipped from Greece" isn't an acceptable answer. Thanks for you advice!