Ouzo 12, Metaxa Ouzo, or Plomari Ouzo?

Title says it all...I live in a US locality where my only ouzo choices are the three listed, and I don't know which one is the best...I need some on short notice, so "lol get some Mini shipped from ฮ•ฮปฮปฮฌฮดฮฑ" isn't an acceptable answer. Thanks for you advice!

P.S. ฮฃฯ…ฮณฮฝฯŽฮผฮท ฮณฮนฮฑ ฮท ฮ‘ฮณฮณฮปฮนฮบฮฌ, ฮผฮนฮปฮฌฯ‰ ฮปฮฏฮณฮฟ ฮ•ฮปฮปฮทฮฝฮนฮบฮฌ

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New and Changed Products - Friday 7/2/21

After yesterday's large number of changes cleaning up their database, OHLQ made some more changes today mostly adding a few more new products and making some minor corrections.

Yesterday's changes: New, Removed, and Changed Products - Thursday 7/1/21

American Whiskey

  • New Products
  1. [A] CINCINNATI CHOCOLATE TURTLE WHISKEY ($24.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  2. [A] CINCINNATI HAZELNUT COFFEE WHISKEY ($24.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  3. [A] FOUR ROSES SMALL BATCH 90 ($4.99 / 50 ML) - New Product
  4. [A] FOUR ROSES SMALL BATCH SE ($6.99 / 50 ML) - New Product
  5. [V] GENTLEMAN JACK W SOUR MIX ($29.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  6. [A] HEAVEN'S DOOR REDBREAST ($93.67 / 750 ML) - New Product
  7. [S] HEAVENS DOOR SINGLE BARREL ($52.39 / 750 ML) - New Product
  8. [A] HORSE SOLDIER BARREL STRENGTH BOURBON ($79.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  9. [S] HORSE SOLDIER COMMANDER'S SELECT BOURBON ($529.69 / 750 ML) - New Product
  10. [A] HORSE SOLDIER SMALL BATCH BOURBON ($72.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  11. [A] HORSE SOLDIER STRAIGHT BOURBON ($52.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  12. [A] JACK DANIELS FAMILY OF BRANDS ($7.42 / 600 ML) - New Product
  13. [A] JACK DANIELS FLAVORS FOB ($9.99 / 600 ML) - New Product
  14. [V] JACK DANIELS HISPANIC CTN WITH 2 ROCK GLASSES ($23.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  15. [A] JACK JOHNSON AMERICAN WHEAT ($44.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  16. [A] OLD FORESTER SB RYE BARREL PROOF ($79.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  17. [A] ROCKY MARCIANO BOURBON ($44.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  18. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY BOURBON ($39.99 / 750 ML) - New Product
  19. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY BOURBON ($49.99 / 1 Liter) - New Product
  20. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY BOURBON ($21.99 / 375 ML) - New Product
  21. [A] [WHISTLEPIG ROAD STOCK RYE](https://ohlq.com/produ
... keep reading on reddit โžก

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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How eggs-traordinary
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Naan-negotiable
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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School Was Clothed
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My husband said our infant son could microwave...

And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

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Couch potato
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Letting loose with these puns
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Ouzo 12, Metaxa Ouzo, or Plomari Ouzo?

Title says it all...I live in a US locality where my only ouzo choices are the three listed, and I don't know which one is the best...I need some on short notice, so "lol get some Mini shipped from Greece" isn't an acceptable answer. Thanks for you advice!

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Ouzo 12, Metaxa Ouzo, or Plomari Ouzo?

Title says it all...I live in a US locality where my only ouzo choices are the three listed, and I don't know which one is the best...I need some on short notice, so "lol get some Mini shipped from Greece" isn't an acceptable answer. Thanks for you advice!

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