So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside

I guess she is more of a house cat

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β€œPoor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, β€œSo how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, β€œYou’re the eighth.”

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If you are American outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom?

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My first post πŸ˜…

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This morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?

So he walks out the front door , comes back in and says both.

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I find with the weather heating up, whether I stay inside or go outside...

I’m getting Spring Fever.

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The letter was inside the envelope and couldn't see outside so he told the stamp...

to keep him posted

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When he pulled up outside I told the taxi driver that I left my wallet inside my house.

He sighed and said, "I'm not falling for that one."

I said, "Trust me, it is."

He let me in and five minutes later I heard him honking on the horn, so I looked out the window.

He said, "Stop messing around, will you? Your wallet. You must have found it by now."

I said, "No, I haven't got it."

"Well, why the hell not?"

I said, "This isn't my house."

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Brother approaches me: "Do you know why you should trust the inside of a pot more than the outside of a pot?"

"Because I don't put much stock on the outside of a pot."

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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

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If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?

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If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

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If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

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If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

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When you’re outside the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when you’re on the inside?

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There's H20 on the inside of a fire hydrant, but what's on the outside?

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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
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If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside?

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If your American outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom?

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You are American outside of the bathroom but when you are inside....

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